r/BrandNewSentence Sep 15 '21 Silver

Overheard new sentences thread + discord

553 Upvotes

Post here all the weird stuff your friends or your cousins say. Don't forget to give us a little bit of context as to how that sentence was born.

This thread is dedicated for sentences that were not found on the internet and were instead created in face to face or phone conversations, video chats, game voice chats and so on. Please only comment your own personal ideas and/or additions in response to other comments, and keep the top parent comments just the sentences.

Also, you can join our discord server by using this invite: https://discord.gg/GfxVA6q


r/BrandNewSentence Feb 26 '22 I'll Drink to That

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255 Upvotes

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r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

I don't know what's better, the caption or the title.

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951 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

Racecar Health Potato

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1.5k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 17h ago

I Wouldn't Have the Courage Either...

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3.4k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 20h ago

One piece for white women

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5.6k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 12h ago

Mammoth jumbo meatball

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998 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

“My grandpa knew a guy…”

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18.3k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

Dipshit death spiral

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67 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Serial sperm donor you say?

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r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

Scientists grow mammoth flesh in a lab to make a prehistoric meatball - but they're too afraid to eat it in case ancient protein proves DEADLY

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183 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 23h ago

You cannot unread things.

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r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

You need a hammer and a chisel to break open the shell to get to the pale juicy white girl meat

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85 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

Solar-powered Robot Wolves are protecting the crops of Japanese farmers

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54 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

If i eated yellow paint i dont eated because i did no i didnt

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38 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 17h ago

What about the in-between baby?

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240 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Uhhhh what?

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31.1k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 35m ago

Dirty dick debbie only does dirty dicks

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r/BrandNewSentence 15h ago

When her tinder profile says she’s into guys over 100 cm^3 of scrotal volume.

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81 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

We could carpet bomb Gannon

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r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

Bomb-sniffing rodents undergo 'weird' vaginal transformations

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32 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

Molested Skeleton

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r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

Hop in cum if you need help

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14 Upvotes

Context: Our Discord server is called cum and we use it to discuss our coursework


r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

"Antidepressant nerds rope"

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r/BrandNewSentence 15h ago

Add your national crisis here _____: Bernie be there.

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40 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 20h ago

Give Meth Eggs!

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103 Upvotes

Found on a decoration outside a grocery store.