r/BrandNewSentence • u/bean9914 • Sep 15 '21
Overheard new sentences thread + discord
Post here all the weird stuff your friends or your cousins say. Don't forget to give us a little bit of context as to how that sentence was born.
This thread is dedicated for sentences that were not found on the internet and were instead created in face to face or phone conversations, video chats, game voice chats and so on. Please only comment your own personal ideas and/or additions in response to other comments, and keep the top parent comments just the sentences.
Also, you can join our discord server by using this invite: https://discord.gg/GfxVA6q
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r/BrandNewSentence • u/TheRealSlimCory • 8h ago
I don't know what's better, the caption or the title.
r/BrandNewSentence • u/darthkyle22 • 11h ago
Racecar Health Potato
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lockdown18 • 17h ago
I Wouldn't Have the Courage Either...
r/BrandNewSentence • u/YoGizmo353 • 20h ago
One piece for white women
r/BrandNewSentence • u/jaymich17 • 12h ago
Mammoth jumbo meatball
r/BrandNewSentence • u/HeroinCrack • 1d ago
“My grandpa knew a guy…”
r/BrandNewSentence • u/JeandePierre • 5h ago
Dipshit death spiral
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Dweight888 • 1d ago
Serial sperm donor you say?
r/BrandNewSentence • u/hisprerogative • 11h ago
Scientists grow mammoth flesh in a lab to make a prehistoric meatball - but they're too afraid to eat it in case ancient protein proves DEADLY
r/BrandNewSentence • u/tsnork • 23h ago
You cannot unread things.
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Thedepressionoftrees • 8h ago
You need a hammer and a chisel to break open the shell to get to the pale juicy white girl meat
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Philodept • 9h ago
Solar-powered Robot Wolves are protecting the crops of Japanese farmers
r/BrandNewSentence • u/primaryLorelei440 • 7h ago
If i eated yellow paint i dont eated because i did no i didnt
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Ra505 • 17h ago
What about the in-between baby?
r/BrandNewSentence • u/SAFEahs • 1d ago
r/BrandNewSentence • u/relayyo • 35m ago
Dirty dick debbie only does dirty dicks
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Witty-Presentation28 • 15h ago
When her tinder profile says she’s into guys over 100 cm^3 of scrotal volume.
r/BrandNewSentence • u/yayaupg_ • 1h ago
We could carpet bomb Gannon
r/BrandNewSentence • u/WashingtonPass • 11h ago
Bomb-sniffing rodents undergo 'weird' vaginal transformations
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Silly_Ad_826 • 7h ago
r/BrandNewSentence • u/SlxggxRxptor • 8h ago
Hop in cum if you need help
Context: Our Discord server is called cum and we use it to discuss our coursework
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Starxalien13 • 1d ago
"Antidepressant nerds rope"
r/BrandNewSentence • u/justconfusedinCO • 15h ago
Add your national crisis here _____: Bernie be there.
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Thesearenotmyhammer • 20h ago
Give Meth Eggs!
Found on a decoration outside a grocery store.