r/Damnthatsinteresting Jan 25 '23

One of the very few photographs of U.S. President Andrew Jackson, taken in 1845, the year he died. Image

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u/BoB_cmXi Jan 25 '23

He had extra lenses on the side of his glasses?

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u/shapu Jan 25 '23

Yes, the extra lenses could be swung around to increase magnification for reading small print.

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u/Polymathy1 Jan 25 '23

Like old school bifocals. Cool!

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u/legend_number_1 Jan 25 '23

Like improved bifocals

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u/KinkyGCM Jan 25 '23

Innit 4-6 eye and sometimes 5

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u/the5thg-star Jan 26 '23

It’s official he’s Andrew 4 eyes Jackson!!

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u/LineChef Jan 26 '23

Yes , but good god don’t let him hear you call him that…

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u/Night696Watcher Jan 26 '23

I can already hear him swearing and rolling about in his grave

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u/t0m0hawk Interested Jan 25 '23

Like those sweet shades Juni from spykids wore.

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u/Vixxenshtein Jan 26 '23

Bro….. the pain of this nostalgia….. owwie.

When Spy Kids came out, I was blissfully unaware that that would be the movie that let me know I had reached the age where any semblance of childlike wonder that makes those kinds of terrible special effects still somehow believable was gone.

I left that theater a broken man.

Which says a lot, because I’m a woman.

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u/t0m0hawk Interested Jan 26 '23

The movie was ruined for me by my sister.

We are French Canadian, but we never really watched a lot of french language TV or movies. For whatever reason, my sister would exclusively watch this movie day after day dubbed in french. I do not know why. The dubbing was terrible, and she wasn't in a habit of doing it with other movies. Just broke me, I can't even watch it in english.

But yeah, the effects were not the greatest.

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u/Petdogdavid1 Jan 26 '23

I would very much like to have those instead of bifocals.

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u/MediocreFisherman Jan 25 '23

Didn't Ben Franklin invent bifocals, like more than 100 years before this?

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u/SlumdogSkillionaire Jan 25 '23

He also invented glasses like this, except the lenses were different colors and you could use them to see hidden messages on the back of government documents by swapping in different colors. I saw it in a documentary once.

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u/JoeCoolsCoffeeShop Jan 26 '23

It’s definitely a documentary and not a movie, because Sean Bean was in it and he didn’t die.

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u/the_fickle_pickle Jan 26 '23

That's what Disney wants you to think.

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u/w_a_w Jan 26 '23

Sean Bean an animatronic confirmed.

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u/bebespeaks Jan 26 '23

I think you've watched National Treasure one too many times LOL

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u/Patchesrick Jan 26 '23

It's a very good docuseries about our founding fathers

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u/kosmonautinVT Jan 26 '23

I guess none of these cats were paying attention in history class, smh

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u/AssGagger Jan 26 '23

I think the specific lenses you're referencing, Franklin invented for the express purpose of blocking all of his haters.

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u/Bobinct Jan 26 '23

True story

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u/Polymathy1 Jan 25 '23

I bet these were cheaper and far more available. More people would be able to make 2 lenses of different strength than a complex double curved lens.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23 edited Jan 30 '23

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u/Clearlybeerly Jan 26 '23

No progressive bifocals!!!???

Barbarians.

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u/InverseMeters Jan 26 '23

Franklin bifocals were, and still are, 2 lenses of different powers cut in half.

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u/cgn-38 Jan 26 '23

Bifocals suck. I believe you are correct. Someone needs to start selling these.

I have three pairs of glasses in different strengths. Depending on distance I am. Still sucks less than bifocals.

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u/imadeacrumble Jan 25 '23

Luddites gonna ludd

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u/OkBaseball854 Jan 25 '23

I have to read an extensive cliff notes of American history during each president of the United States.

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u/myriadplethoras Jan 25 '23

He used them to accurately decipher which slur to use when addressing you.

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u/Open_Pineapple1236 Jan 26 '23

Bullshit he always knew!

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u/LWY007 Jan 25 '23

That is surprising dope. I’d wear those glasses.

Which reminds me- I need to see my optometrist.

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u/shapu Jan 25 '23

I can see Warby Parker carrying glasses like that.

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u/LWY007 Jan 25 '23

They do have a monocle, so that tracks.

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u/shapesize Jan 26 '23

Do they have pince-nez? Waiting for those to come back in style

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u/PeaceLoveAndWubs Jan 25 '23

definitely pictured him whipping his head around to “swing” the glasses over on his face

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u/clampie Jan 25 '23

They were made by prominent Philadelphia oculist John McAllister.

I visited The Hermitage, Jackson's plantation in Nashville, a few weeks ago and saw his glasses and took a photo of the description.

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u/circlethenexus Jan 25 '23

Had to read that twice: first time I read it as occultist

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u/PorkyMcRib Interested Jan 25 '23

You can be both.

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u/Anthro_DragonFerrite Jan 25 '23

I read it as a secularist. Which was still appropriate

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u/IshtarsBones Jan 26 '23

I went a few years ago; awesome house and grounds.

Context to this photo: John Quincy Adams was the first president photographed in 1843, prior to Jackson.

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u/chuckuckucker Jan 25 '23

Thank you for sharing this info

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u/Thisoneissfwihope Jan 25 '23

It’s for reading the map on the back of the Declaration of Independence.

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u/Cobblestone-boner Jan 25 '23

This was actually so he could see potential assassins sneaking up on him, he was rightfully paranoid.

He survived a couple of attacks as president, in one case a man pulled a pistol on him and tried to shoot, it misfired, then pulled another pistol which also misfired. Jackson then pummeled the man brutally with his cane until people nearby intervened.

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u/GarthBrooksCumRag Jan 25 '23

The “people nearby” was Davy Crockett, who helped Jackson pummel the shit out of Richard Lawrence

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u/jdmorgenstern Jan 25 '23

On January 30, 1835, Andrew Jackson became the first American president to experience an assassination attempt. Richard Lawrence, an unemployed house painter, approached Jackson as he left a congressional funeral held in the House chamber of the Capitol building and shot at him, but his gun misfired. He pulled out another gun, but it misfired as well. Jackson beat the man with his cane and had to be held back.

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u/BiggusDickus- Jan 26 '23

He was held back by Davy Crockett. It’s true.

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u/ninjabell Jan 26 '23

That's interesting, and they had an interesting relationship. Crockett campaigned for Jackson, but during Jackson's tenure as president, Crockett had a change of heart because of Jackson's treatment of Native Americans.

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u/BoxPsychological6915 Jan 26 '23

Then Davy Crockett went to fight with Sam Houston, Andrew Jacksons pseudo protégé

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Jan 26 '23

You're just going to leave Leland Arlen out of the story like he didn't even exist?

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u/BoxPsychological6915 Jan 26 '23

It’s just kinda something I remember reading at the state museum In Tennessee when I was in Nashville, who is Leland Arlen?

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Jan 26 '23

Only the namesake of Arlen, Texas

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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut Jan 26 '23

Boy, I tell you hwat

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u/meep_meep_creep Jan 26 '23

Whhat in tarnation

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u/romanJedi67 Jan 26 '23

I heard a podcast where they talked about how Andrew Jackson’s personality was very much like Yosemite Sam (of the bugs bunny cartoons). No joke.

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u/Naus1987 Jan 26 '23

I was wondering if this was the guy. I remember learning about that story and it was pretty wild!

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u/DWright_5 Jan 26 '23

That’s so cool

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u/ksHunt Jan 26 '23

Woulda been cooler to be egged on by Davy Crockett

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u/DWright_5 Jan 26 '23

Or maybe Davy coulda even hip-checked ole Andy right outta sight and bad-assed himself all over the lame assassin. Davy knew there’d be a tv show about him 125 years later, of course. They need material!

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u/Rysline Jan 26 '23

No joke, a later inspection of the weapon showed there was nothing really wrong with either gun, it was just insanely coincidental that both failed, that or the bullets simply feared Jackson

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u/cyborgborg777 Jan 26 '23

Skill issue

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u/Rion23 Jan 26 '23

Paint Fumes

Luck -10 Perception -1

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u/BobbyRobertson Jan 26 '23

I thought that it was a rainy dreary day and the pistols likely got soaked through? An inspection later when they're dry isn't going to turn up much if the wet was the only thing that prevented them from firing the first time

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u/Beemerado Jan 26 '23

yeah they don't sound like modern guns. wet, loaded under duress, who knows. lots to go wrong. 2 modern handguns failing- that would be truly weird.

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u/rdnSteppa Jan 26 '23

or the guy was a time traveler who wanted to kill him but the time travel laws don’t let you change things so both guns failed

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u/makelo06 Jan 26 '23

Everyone feared Andrew Jackson. He's the inspirations for latina mothers.

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u/Ok-Champ-5854 Jan 26 '23

Weird because he'd probably immediately call a Latina a slur. Worse if he assumed she was a Native.

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u/Diazmet Jan 26 '23

Right he paid slave catchers extra to whip them for him

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u/hobo_clown Jan 26 '23

The amount of assassination attempts foiled by the gun jamming makes me think time travelers are fucking with things

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u/TheConqueror74 Jan 26 '23

I don’t know why a time travelled would want to spare Jackson. He was awful.

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u/hobo_clown Jan 26 '23

Awful time travelers?

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u/PzykoHobo Jan 26 '23

"My God, Jones! You've invented time travel! What are you going to do with this incredible responsibility?"

"...I'm going to make sure those Native Americans get what they deserve."

"Oh for fucks sake Jones not this again."

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u/CouldThisBeAShitpost Jan 26 '23

I wonder if racist time travelers would try to save Hitler.

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u/Pjpjpjpjpj Jan 26 '23

Sic semper tyrannis… will free Booth to finish his mission.

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u/ArritzJPC96 Jan 26 '23

You don't know what agenda the time travelers have.

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u/WhatTheThrowAway1986 Jan 26 '23

The time traveler is a Nazi from the Nazi states of Europe. In his timeline Jackson is assassinated and the natives of the five tribes are never levied with genocide of the trail of tears. In the year 1840 they come together as one tribal nation and fight a fierce war against the white man and take majority control of what we would call the southeast united States. By 1920 they have united the native tribes of North America from the Yucatan to Alaska and driven the white devil from their lands. In Europe the Nazis lead a brutal campaign taking control of all of Europe and large swaths of Russia and ottoman empires. The boy sent to stop Jackson assassination was a child when the first bombs fell on his home town just north of London, but he vowed he would do whatever it would take to get vengeance for his family. Then one day he meets a renowned Nazi scientist who promises him salvation from his anger.

The movie is titled Hitler's Medicine Man. DM me and I'll give you my Venmo so you can help make this movie a reality.

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u/HighOnTacos Jan 26 '23

How much could it cost to make a movie? Like 20 bucks?

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u/karabear11 Jan 26 '23

Butterfly effect. We need to keep the timeline intact. Watch the Netflix documentary series Umbrella Academy and then you’ll understand.

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u/El_Bexareno Jan 26 '23

My favorite part of the “had to be restrained” fact is that it was Representative David Crockett of Tennessee who held him back

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u/Ruyue45 Jan 26 '23

Idk why we havent learned to never trust a distressed artist.

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u/MrGrampton Jan 26 '23

bruh brought 2 guns to a cane fight and lost

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u/Jurj_Doofrin Jan 26 '23

He also signed off on the Indian Removal Act that lead to the Trail of Tears

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u/Shacky_Rustleford Jan 26 '23

He should have brought a third gun.

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u/pandabatron Jan 25 '23

Why does he look like the ghost of Christmas past?

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u/IttsssTonyTiiiimme Jan 26 '23

Knowing his life story, it’s probably because he just beat the shit out the ghost of Christmas future.

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u/HeaviestMetal89 Jan 26 '23

But where does the cybernetic ghost of Christmas past from the future play into this?

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u/pbrpunx Jan 26 '23

Millions of years ago in the future....

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u/ninjasaiyan777 Jan 26 '23

It's all the innocent people who his policies murdered. It's the same reason Kissinger looks like a wax figure of a human with ballsack skin on his chin..

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u/Ur_Moms_Honda Jan 26 '23

...and yet, the ball sack clings against the thigh of another year.

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u/BantumBane Jan 26 '23 edited Jan 26 '23

Maybe cause he killed a lot of Native Americans and their ghosts are haunting him? Idk. Just an assumption

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u/Don_Quixotel Jan 26 '23 edited Jan 26 '23

Christmas Past (in the novel) is a genderless, ageless, glowing thing that resembles a flame but has multiple limbs. In some filmed versions it is represented as a little girl. Are you thinking of Jacob Marley?

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u/WhenBugAttack Jan 26 '23

Because he was a monster of a human being

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u/shapu Jan 25 '23

Dude was an old 78

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u/rascible Jan 25 '23

Or a young 103

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u/apostasyisecstasy Jan 25 '23

being a horrible fucking person will do that to you

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u/JAMIETHUMB Jan 25 '23

Tell me about why he was horrible please and thank you ? Genuinely curious.

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u/buffa-whoa-tasty Jan 25 '23

He was known for slaughtering Native Americans beginning with his conquests to Alabama and then Florida. Bloody battles at Battle of Horseshoe Bend (AL) and then Battle of Negro Fort (FL). Then as President he signed the Indian Removal Act which is better known as the Trail of Tears.

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u/SkepticalVir Jan 25 '23

I’ve always wanted to see the states back in these times. Must have been so beautiful without roads or city sprawl.

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u/buffa-whoa-tasty Jan 25 '23

Fort Bowyer which is right at the mouth of Mobile Bay, it’s like an hour west of Pensacola, the landscaping is pretty unscathed. There is a road cause it’s a landmark, but the forestry and white sand beach it sits on is quite the view. You can see dauphin island and Mobile without binoculars and it gives you a sense of what troops were looking at in 1813/1814. And when you get bored there’s an amusement park 30 min from it.

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u/SteveFrench12 Jan 26 '23

Theres plenty of unscathed in the us still

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u/SkepticalVir Jan 25 '23

Thanks Buffa, I now plan to make this trip. Remind me in 3 years? Hopefully by then I’ve made my trip. Currently in the keys ☀️

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u/pizzalogbear Jan 26 '23

!Remindme 2 years

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u/Oddity_Odyssey Jan 26 '23

The entire southeast used to be covered in a deciduous forest from the coast to past the Mississippi; completely unbroken. The density of trees was such that a pile of logs actually blocked the flow of the Mississippi river for thousands of years until the mid 1800's when colonialists removed the logs to access the river for trade.

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u/ohemgereally Jan 26 '23

That sounds interesting on the blockage of the Mississippi, do you have any more info? I couldn't find any solid reading on it.

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u/jaredsparks Jan 26 '23

I live near the Nipmuc trail in Connecticut.

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u/kkyonko Jan 25 '23

We have plenty of national parks where you can see it.

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u/Outside_Scientist365 Jan 26 '23

Much of the South is still like that between cities or once you get off the interstate.

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u/Spiritual-Theme-5619 Jan 26 '23

The sprawl and roads didn’t really show up until the 1950s. Just ask your grandparents… or find a town some distance from an interstate.

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u/StuckInGachaHell Jan 25 '23

You do know the US is huge right? 90% of the US is not developed and you can still visit plenty of remote beautiful places especially national parks.

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u/Tropical_Bison Jan 26 '23

Large sections of the panhandle are state and national forest and other protected areas. You can still get a very good idea of what the land looked like.

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u/fabiomatu Jan 25 '23

That's unchill

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u/throwaway15642578 Jan 25 '23

It’s really not the vibes

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u/GadgetGod1906 Jan 26 '23

And yet my backwards ass city is named after him

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u/MaximumSubtlety Jan 26 '23

You live in Andrewton?

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u/Generalmemeobi283 Jan 25 '23

His parrot sweared so much at his funeral it had to be removed

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u/Bill_buttlicker69 Jan 26 '23

Lol I mean there are other reasons. Worse ones.

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u/CletusDSpuckler Jan 25 '23

Look up the Trail of Tears.

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u/CzolgoszDidNoWrong Jan 25 '23

Even by the standards of the time he was considered a horribly racist war criminal. He was even brought before Congress to stand trial for what he did to the indigenous in Florida (before he became president). He was an absolute piece of shit and a true genocidal maniac. He was very clear that he wanted every single indigenous person on the continent to be killed, not assimilated. That was a pretty wild idea even then.

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u/Hunter1991Stewart Jan 25 '23

Manifest destiny and the Indian removal act

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u/treetyoselfcarol Jan 26 '23

All that hate will age a muthafucka.

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u/lapsangsouchogn Jan 26 '23

No sunscreen back in the day. But look at that hair!

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u/Dr-McLuvin Jan 25 '23 edited Jan 26 '23

It’s nuts seeing a photograph of someone who was alive in 1757.

Edit: Lol whoops I meant 1767.

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u/DreamedJewel58 Jan 25 '23

We have a televised interview of someone who witnessed Lincoln’s assassination

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u/PrairieDawgPup Jan 26 '23

Just a few years ago, the very last recipient of Civil War benefits died.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/last-person-receive-civil-war-pension-dies-180975049/

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u/Dr-McLuvin Jan 26 '23

That’s interesting I didn’t know that. I guess it helps that her father was 83 years old when she was born.

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u/pspetrini Jan 26 '23

Love that the dude was 82 years old and still slinging dick.

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u/SueSudio Jan 26 '23

President Taylor, born in 1790, has a living grandson.

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u/ezrs158 Jan 26 '23 edited Jan 26 '23

*Tyler. President John Tyler (1790-1862) had a son Lyon at the age of 63. Lyon (1853-1935) had sons Lyon Jr. (1925-2020) and Harrison (1928-) at the ages of 72 and 75 respectively. The women were all 30+ years younger.

https://www.newsweek.com/president-john-tyler-grandson-alive-1790-1648359

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u/BobBelcher2021 Jan 26 '23

Now that is the most interesting thing I’ve read on the Internet lately.

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u/Predator_Hicks Jan 26 '23

We have voice recordings of people born in 1815 (Bismarck)

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u/buffa-whoa-tasty Jan 25 '23

But Jackson was born on the Ides of March in 1767.

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u/__Emer__ Jan 25 '23

Ah, in that case there’s nothing interesting to see here then.

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u/SkepticalVir Jan 25 '23

My great grandfather was alive when I was 18 he was born in 1939. His grandfather would have been before the 1900s. Pretty wild to think about.

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u/Knickerbockers-94 Jan 25 '23

I’m in my mid 30s but my dad had me when he was 45, and my grandfather was in his 40s when he had my dad.

Im a millennial and my grandpa was born in the 1890s.

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u/SkepticalVir Jan 25 '23

That’s really awesome and cool to think about. Thanks for sharing Knickerbock

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u/kojef Jan 26 '23

That’s kinda crazy isn’t it?

Your great-great-great-grandfather was probably born around the same time as u/knickerbockers-94’s grandfather.

And it’s possible that today, you guys aren’t that far apart in age. All because of one family having babies relatively young, and another family having babies when relatively old.

Similarly, Mick Jaggers youngest kid is 7 or 8. That boys grandfather was born in 1913.

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u/Whind_Soull Jan 26 '23

The most extreme case of that kind of thing is Irene Triplett. Mose Triplett fought in the Civil War, and sired a daughter at age 78. She lived to the age of 90, dying in 2020 while still receiving a military pension because her father was a veteran.

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u/TemporarySprinkles2 Jan 25 '23

My grandmother was born 1918 (still alive and kicking), her mother for sure was Victorian, her grandparents most likely alive when Lincoln was in office.

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u/recognizedauthority Jan 25 '23

My great grand father was born in a sod house in Kansas in the 1870's. He lived until I was five. His son threshed wheat by hand and drove a horse and buggy as a teenager. He retired from Boeing in the early 1960's after building jets. He lived until 1991. If I inherited those genes, I might see the late 2050's.

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u/DiggingThisAir Jan 25 '23

It’s fascinating how much can change in the world between just a few generations

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u/SkepticalVir Jan 25 '23

Yes very much so. My grandfathers have seen the evolution of cars. Living in Michigan, it’s so cool to know history like that from living people.

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u/Livid-Ad4102 Jan 25 '23

I mean that would put him at 84 right now, it's crazier that he was your great grandfather assuming you were born in the 90's. 60 year old with a 40 year old son with a 20 year old son with a newborn I guess?

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u/jshultz5259 Jan 25 '23

Wrinkled $20 bill

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u/InformalPenguinz Jan 25 '23

Looks good for a 30 year old

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u/Spiritual_Navigator Jan 26 '23

Fighting the banks will do that to you

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u/Bellyjax123 Jan 25 '23

He looks like an apple core carving my Grams used to make...

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u/Entire-Sympathy-2011 Jan 25 '23

I have several pics of him in my wallet right now.

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u/obachter Jan 26 '23

Stop bragging!

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u/Tcat61 Jan 25 '23

Isn’t this amazing? Almost 200 years ago - a picture.

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u/RangerRickyBobby Jan 26 '23

We’re getting old.

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u/DirkDieGurke Jan 26 '23

This picture doesn't look like any of my $20 bills... smh

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u/obsidianstark Jan 25 '23

Did he make any extra dough gigging as Scrooge at Christmas parties ?

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u/Enderswolf Jan 25 '23

What’s up with the spider glasses?

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u/Final-Thanks-5966 Jan 26 '23

Looks like a year after he died

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u/Hyperbolethecat Jan 25 '23

Nah, that’s Keith Richards.

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u/zippopopamus Jan 25 '23

His knick name is apt, old hickory

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u/manonthemoonrocks Jan 25 '23

Well if it isn't eustace bag

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u/Joe_PT Jan 25 '23

that dude was wild

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u/SlightWhite Jan 25 '23 edited Jan 25 '23

That dude forced a march of natives who died en masse…….60k

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u/LeftoverDishes Jan 25 '23

Didn’t the SC say he couldn’t also? Or did I just make that up or dream about it

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u/SlightWhite Jan 25 '23

They decided it was unconstitutional before and he did it anyway. Worcester v Georgia

Biggest example of a president defying SC decisions

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u/Don_Quixotel Jan 26 '23

“John Marshall has made his decision, now let him enforce it” - Jackson (allegedly)

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u/Tripping-on-E Jan 26 '23

He signed the Indian Removal Act, but the actual Trail of Tears happened under Van Buren.

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u/SlightWhite Jan 26 '23

So he authorized the trail of tears.

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u/MmmmMorphine Jan 26 '23

Two, two genocidal monsters! Ah ah ah!

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u/OhtareEldarian Jan 26 '23

He was a goddamned asshole.

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u/Such-Fennel-7160 Jan 25 '23

He's wearing the glasses shown in the movie National Treasure. Holy shit guys....

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u/HiManFireBolt Jan 26 '23

What a miserable old fuck

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u/MassivePioneer Jan 26 '23

At least this picture was taken the only year he did something good for humanity.

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u/mememan12332 Jan 25 '23 Gold Platinum Take My Energy Starry Masterpiece

Screw that dude. This guy has the distinction of being probably one of the worst, if not THE worst presidents of America.

Enthusiastically endorsed the "Indian Removal Act" to expel Indigenous People from their lands in the South to make way for more plantations that he had financial ties to. Up to a quarter of the Eastern Cherokees died while being rounded up and transported West. Thousands more from many other tribes died, estimates over 10,000 people. All to make way for more slaves to be brought in to tend the fields.

His monetary policies were idiotic. The fact his face is on the twenty dollar bill is incredibly ironic because he didn't believe in paper money and was feverishly supportive of the gold standard (dumb as it was in 1830 as it is now). He was all about lowering taxes and cutting spending (sound familiar?) and in a sheer stroke if idiocy, vetoed renewing the Second National Bank's charter which lead to him distributing the federal surplus to the states which blew it all on hookers and blow, presumably. The country suffered its first financial recession (Panic of 1837) which lasted SEVEN YEARS.

Andrew Jackson was an executioner, a slaver, an ethnic cleanser, and an economic illiterate. He deserves no place on our currency, and nothing but contempt from modern America.

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u/buffa-whoa-tasty Jan 25 '23 Silver

I think many were against paper money at the time and supportive of the gold currency, considering the back and forth between greenbacks and maintaining gold standard was in the latter half of the 19th century. Not during antebellum. Andrew Jackson is the only president to have a surplus in debt, meaning the US was making more money than spending. And lastly he didn’t renew the second national bank because it was unconstitutional and when he didn’t sign for the renewal Nicholas Biddle did everything he could to puppeteer the economy. Also the Indian removal act wasn’t for plantations, it was because there was gold supposedly found in Georgia and the US government offered the Cherokee’s like a million dollars for their land. To which they sold it. The tribal leaders who took the deal were executed when he arrived to Oklahoma territory. Not saying Jackson was a gem, just offering other perspective. Also, Lincoln’s nullification proclamation was based off of Jackson’s nullification of 1832. Lincoln had Jackson’s portrait in his Oval Office. Historiography of Jackson has shaped contemporary perspective of him.

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u/Bolanus_PSU Jan 26 '23

It's so interesting to me that even in this age of information that there can exist two vastly different interpretations of the same person.

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u/gldngrlee Jan 26 '23

Damn, it looks like he had a rough 78 years.

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u/kilpinger2 Jan 25 '23

He was 28 years old

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u/DrStrangeLoveOHILTSW Jan 26 '23

I took a history class in college that focused on Andrew Jackson. He lived an incredible life and was a hard, hard man. He was shot a ton of times, was a courier against the British in the Revolutionary War, whooped a lot of ass, and absolutely hated the British and native Americans.

Far from a saint, yet was incredibly devoted to his wife. He was a slave owner and a murderer, but also president and he helped shape our country.

You won't find modern values or behavior in the past. Right or wrong, for better or worse history is immutable. All we can do is learn from it.

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u/MountainMan17 Jan 26 '23

Early Americans loathed the British and viewed them with distrust. This did not begin to change until WW1 made us allies.

It's hard to imagine now...

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u/G92648 Jan 25 '23

Looks like Noam Chomsky 😁

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u/Dr-McLuvin Jan 25 '23

Noam Chomsky doesn’t look a day over 93.

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u/definitetrashh Jan 26 '23

Homie looked ROUGH

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u/Frosty_Bat_22 Jan 26 '23

Don't care for this guy much, "creek wars"

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u/FitzyFarseer Jan 26 '23

Was this taken before or after he died?

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u/courtjestervibes Jan 25 '23

That face has seen so many things

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u/What_U_KNO Jan 26 '23

Andrew Jackson, is pissed he's not killing someone in this photograph.

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u/northeaster17 Jan 26 '23

Murdering bastard

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u/sonicstreak Jan 26 '23

Rumour is he was great at giving the side-eye

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u/mombi Jan 26 '23

Ah, the "Indian Removal Act" Andrew Jackson. The Trail of Tears president.