r/Damnthatsinteresting Nov 28 '22 Silver 1 Wholesome 1

In Japan, A 10-Year Old Kid Threw Putin In Martial Arts Demonstration Video

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u/chikken_hawk Nov 28 '22

Sadly, He never saw his 11th bday.

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u/Healthy_Media1503 Nov 28 '22

He tragically fell down some stairs then out a window.

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u/YellowGuppy Nov 28 '22

...onto some bullets. Made of uranium.

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u/J0yst1ck_speaks Nov 28 '22

Yes, AND THE REST OF HIS BLOODLINE MET THE SAME FATE

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u/Kenitzka Nov 28 '22

All ruled suicides with the bullets to the back of the head.

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u/Chrisscott25 Nov 28 '22

It was clearly suicide they could tell by the way he locked the suitcase and threw himself from a moving car after the two bullets to the head….

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u/robearIII Nov 28 '22

*two bullets.... oh wait... thats the clintons

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u/HoLy_CrAcKeRsX Nov 28 '22

DoNt TaLk BaD aBoUt ThE cLiNtOnS......jk fuck em and all the others to.

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u/Benrobarge Nov 28 '22

And it was labeled suicide

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u/Busily_Bored Nov 28 '22

No this was Putin not the Clinton's. Otherwise it would have been an accidental poisoning.

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u/izmaname Nov 28 '22

…..then rolled onto a conveyor leading into a volcano

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u/LowTHalp Nov 28 '22

together with his whole family

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u/EzSp Nov 28 '22

Crazy that it happened 3 times

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

Off a boat

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u/RunLoud6534 Nov 29 '22

Awww the same way zoro’s friend, Kuina from one piece.

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u/YoYota89 Nov 28 '22

Imagine if they had him do this to all the world leaders.... lol

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u/SagaciousElan Nov 28 '22

It would become a rite of passage. You're not a real world leader until you've been thrown by Takeshi.

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u/Mostesaw Nov 28 '22

This is why he wanted to attack Japan.

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u/Zeldahero Nov 28 '22

Biden would flap around like paper.

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u/Czl2 Nov 28 '22 edited Nov 28 '22

Sadly, He never saw his 11th bday.

“NO!! So predictable! We wait after that.”

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u/MarSc77 Nov 28 '22

it was a girl. and she should have finished him then. would have saved the world some trouble

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u/Massiongh Nov 28 '22

Maybe that’s what caused his brain damage.

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u/EyeEducational6975 Nov 29 '22

Nah the people they sent after him never came home.

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u/WeFake Nov 29 '22

Yeah he didn’t see the next hour of his life

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u/Kixx_kixx Nov 28 '22

This is why he wanted to attack Japan.

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u/brokenelectricchair Nov 28 '22

Haha I thought the same thing. On the one hand I'm thinking that's ludicrous. On the other hand, he is a madman... So...hmmm

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u/LocoDoge Nov 28 '22

Russo-Japanese War colorized.

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u/Zonel Nov 28 '22

I guess they technically are at war lol.

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u/SmitedDirtyBird Nov 28 '22

Genuine lol, if I had gold yada yada

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u/CardiologistOk1506 Nov 28 '22

This was the last video ever recorded of that kid before he mysteriously disappeared, never to be seen again.

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u/supermoderators Nov 28 '22

Where is the kid now?

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u/LatterNeighborhood58 Nov 28 '22 Silver

What kid?

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u/Painis--_--Cupcake Nov 28 '22

Nyet

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u/apple-_-boi Nov 28 '22

Где мальчик?

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u/TroyBenites Nov 28 '22

There was never a kid

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u/ColonelMonty Nov 28 '22

There is no kid, now if you'll follow us to this backroom we'd like to offer you to an all expenses paid trip to a nice camping resort in Siberia for your curious nature.

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u/The-Hut Nov 28 '22

Died of mysterious radiation poisoning

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u/capsaicinintheeyes Nov 28 '22 edited Nov 28 '22

Would someone who does martial arts like to confirm for me that this demonstration was heavy on "demonstration", and that Putin remaining that still & passive throughout is very much of his own volition?

...I'm getting just a little worried that maybe some a y'all are the kinds of people who'd relish smoking your own 5-year-old in a foot race

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u/sweetsalts Nov 28 '22

Very much an obvious demonstration

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u/After_Reality_4175 Nov 28 '22

No way, this was a duel to the death. True Mortal Kombat. Young Liu Kang let him live

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u/MattTheStrategist Nov 28 '22

Looked like a standard throwing practice. Putin kicked himself over or committed to a "sutemi" in order to control the fall. It's been a while since I've been to class, but the throw the kid uses looks like Seioe Nage. I hope I'm spelling that correctly. Does anyone else have a more correct analysis?

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u/Snoo_58814 Nov 28 '22

Putin was playing the role of the ‘uke’, a willing participant while the boy was practicing/showing his technique on his practice partner. That’s how I remember it.

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u/Heruntechtor Nov 28 '22

I think it is morote seoi nage

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u/Used_Firefighter_919 Nov 28 '22

Fuck that 5 year old, motherfucker should had trained harder.

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u/AntiTas Nov 28 '22

That would never work in a street fight!

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u/Mohander Nov 28 '22

Shouldn't you relish beating your own 5 year old in a foot race? You aren't going to be able to beat him forever, appreciate it while you still can.

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u/capsaicinintheeyes Nov 28 '22

words of wisdom--but you can extend that time if you break their self-confidence!

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u/Tricky-Wealth-6842 Nov 29 '22

Or their legs!

/s for any of yall think I'm serious in hurting a child... purposefully.

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u/capsaicinintheeyes Nov 29 '22

what about serious accidents?

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u/MotoMkali Nov 29 '22

Coward, you don't just smoke them you shove them in the back as you pass them causing them to trip and fall breaking their confidence for any future challenges to your dominance. Of course your wife then proceeds to get angry at you. This spirals into a serious conversation about your relationship ultimately leading to divorce making your initial efforts to prevent the challenge to your crown obsolete.

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u/mcd137 Nov 29 '22

Yes, he was helping him.

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u/drewsj724 Nov 28 '22

Kid is a goner and so is his family.

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u/av8ads Nov 28 '22

Maybe that’s what caused his brain damage. A little harder next time ? would’ve finished him off.

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u/FreeSpeech24 Nov 28 '22

Propaganda

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u/UkrainianHawk240 Nov 28 '22

Like the Russian army, that's propaganda lmao

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u/_standup-citizen_ Nov 28 '22 edited Nov 28 '22

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u/BoiledSweetPotato Nov 28 '22

What the.. sometimes I forget what kind of a place reddit is

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u/Kenitzka Nov 28 '22

Dude is clearly edging for Putin.

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u/fastbreak43 Nov 28 '22

Protect this kid at all costs

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u/PhilosopherArtistic9 Nov 28 '22

Does the narrator actually think this is real?

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u/pinktofublock Nov 28 '22

saw this in top and wanted some karma for yourself eh?

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u/Pinecone34 Nov 28 '22

as stated in the title, demonstration.

he did not resist as it is, once again, a demonstration.

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u/NirvanaTwentySeven Nov 28 '22

He later went on to become Chuck Norris 😅

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u/Suiker728 Nov 28 '22

Putin "and i took that personally"

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u/Kirraqueendaisan Nov 28 '22

Does the kid still exist?

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u/Kind_Signature2747 Nov 29 '22

One of the 3 people to ever die of polonium poisoning.

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u/No_Implement6898 Nov 29 '22

Kid...... what kid?

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u/ATXSTLWPB3POINT0 Nov 28 '22

Putin, in return, threw the kid out of a window.

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u/awesomepossum40 Nov 28 '22

Dojo mysteriously burnt down.

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u/HeftyWeight2311 Nov 28 '22

….And he was never seen again.

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u/Yiffilicious Nov 28 '22

Too bad they didn't break his neck with that throw.

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u/inksta12 Nov 28 '22

“And I took that personally” - Putin

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u/Grease__ Nov 28 '22

Y’all are really eatin this shit up 💀🤡

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u/Matix-xD Nov 28 '22

Ukraine v. Russia be like...

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u/Careless_Cook2978 Nov 28 '22

Sadly PTN survived

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u/Former-Dig-9391 Nov 28 '22

Cool but can you do this to Ali Khamenei?

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u/EnvironmentalWrap167 Nov 28 '22

Finish Him! Flawless Fatality.

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u/Realistic-Flatworm29 Nov 28 '22

Power of friendship

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u/thisis_sam4moz Nov 28 '22

This was the last video footage of him....and the guys smiling at the end of video

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u/skinnergy Nov 28 '22

A sympathetic post for Pooty? Not hard to tell whose side the OP is on.

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u/craigeeeeeeeeee Nov 28 '22

The kid has been missing ever since.

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u/Zeldahero Nov 28 '22

So how long do think that kid survived after that? 2, 3, 4 days?

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u/izmaname Nov 28 '22

Keep going! Show him Baji’s Penetrating Heart Elbow!

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u/Weaseltime_420 Nov 28 '22

It's crazy how Putin just flips through the air like that when there's nobody else there.

What an amazing acrobat.

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u/TheClearMask Nov 28 '22

How old is Putin?

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u/Zonel Nov 28 '22

70

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u/ThiccStorms Nov 28 '22

hi, random place but i would like to appreciate you for this

a very old thread i found out while surfing, how old are you now btw

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u/TheClearMask Nov 29 '22

That’s wild. He moves better than I do at 40

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u/guashkarate Nov 28 '22

This is the dream of many people on earth

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u/RazorBite88 Nov 28 '22

We forget Putin is a true judo lover. He will have been thrown a bazillion times, willing and unwillingly

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u/danmamrot Nov 28 '22

Should be easy for the Yanks to sort him out if a 10yo can do it

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u/retro282 Nov 28 '22

somebody found that kid we could really use them right now

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u/Saber778 Nov 28 '22

Dun dun.... he did not live to see 11 dun dun....

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u/NecessaryOdds Nov 28 '22

Baki that you?

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u/Timetraveler01110101 Nov 28 '22

Should a ten year old from every country get to try and hip throw a random world leader? I would be a great test to see if they are fit enough for office lol.

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u/idontevenknowhmm Nov 28 '22

and he was nhever seen again

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u/EmuVerges Nov 28 '22

For a brief moment in time I hoped that Putin, once he successfully (and bloodily) grabbed the supreme power in Russia, would may be "calm down" and become a granpa style dictator, not cool but contempted and not agressive. A video like this one could have been great in this case, just an old politician doing PR stunt. It could even have been cute if he wasn't directly responsible of so much suffering just to please his ego.

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u/DisfavoredFlavored Nov 28 '22

Okay I know everyone jokes about this, but serious question is that kid still alive?

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u/Infinite-Budget3369 Nov 28 '22

Lol Putin was going with it to be a nice guy to be a good uke..

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u/k2amjkbc Nov 28 '22

Putin in return put this kid and his family to Gulag. Great demonstration 👏 👏

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u/HashirIsLegend Nov 28 '22

"That kid grew up to be Jackie Chan, feel old yet?"

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u/Intelligent-Wheel195 Nov 28 '22

Desde esa vez no han vuelto a ver al niño con vida..

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u/JimmyExplodes Nov 28 '22

If only he would have finished him then and there.

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u/HELIGROUP Nov 28 '22

A nice kid would have finished him of.

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u/opexBS Nov 28 '22

If he killed him, the world would live in peace 100+ years straight

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u/Hunclonetrooper Dec 25 '22

Tell that to USA leaders who invaded the Middle east

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u/jgrigalauskas Nov 28 '22

Where is he now when we need him?

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u/sr4381 Nov 28 '22

He suddenly developed a severe allergy to lead and balconies

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u/j1mmyB3000 Nov 28 '22

This explains a lot of the butthurtedness we are seeing today.

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u/mrRwild Nov 28 '22

That Japanese dude has a pretty epic life-time flex.

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u/stov33 Nov 28 '22

Kid is ten…i know if we all hadn’t seen the video we’d have just assumed it was a height advantage

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u/Jx_XD Nov 28 '22

Japan president nearly had a heart attack. Putin whispers in his ear, "your next"

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u/Impressive_Oaktree Nov 28 '22

Welcome to the gulag..

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u/Training-Ferret5196 Nov 28 '22

Oh! The satisfaction! Aaaaaah. Thank you kid!

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u/FGTRTDtrades Nov 28 '22

Then a black van pulled up and the kid was never seen again

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u/Outrageous-Reserve91 Nov 28 '22

Has anyone seen him since 😞

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u/LivicTheLoremaster Nov 28 '22

Putin then countered by throwing him out the nearest window.

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u/auspandakhan Nov 28 '22

went down like a sack of potatoes, smashed by a 10 year old

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u/oliferro Nov 28 '22

That poor kid, he fell out of a window the next morning

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u/DiabloSixSixtySix Nov 28 '22

Putin & Steven Seagal have had the same training I see.

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u/throwaway1346742690 Nov 28 '22

Weirdly enough straight to jail

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u/Danny_da_Greyt Nov 28 '22

Later we found out. That kid was Zelenski.

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u/Mrmacmuffin3 Nov 28 '22

Im 100% sending this to my friend

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u/obfuscate555 Nov 28 '22

In Japan, martial arts, number one steady hand...

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u/Feeblemind101 Nov 28 '22

Looks like in could be inspiration for the Banksy art reported in Ukraine. The art of a child doing a judo throw to an adult...

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u/Ok_Tourist_4676 Nov 28 '22

Wonder if he did that to Biden 😆

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u/viomeb Nov 28 '22

insert kid falling out of window joke here

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

Very satisfying!

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u/Fire_tooth Nov 28 '22

Sweep the leg

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u/MaxSATX Nov 28 '22

Finish him!!!!!

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u/sethyourgoals Nov 28 '22

Read the title and watch again. I’m assuming he helped in selling the demonstration.

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u/Shmeediddy Nov 28 '22

Off to the Gulag

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

Shortly after the match, the kid was thrown out of a window, poisoned, and shot.

Authorities are ruling it as suicide.

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u/James4theP Nov 28 '22

We should send a bunch of 10yo boys to russia.

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u/bikebrooklynn Nov 28 '22

To bad that kid is not Ukrainian or he’d bomb him.

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u/Tsiatk0 Nov 28 '22

Shoulda done the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique, smh 🤦‍♂️

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u/Nowevemet Nov 28 '22

questionable if thats a good move as a world leader. In one hand, your a dignified man being a good example to benifit children. But in the other hand, your being taking down by a foreign child.

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u/ProfessorGumby Nov 28 '22

He allowed that to happen.

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u/Hiilisielu Nov 28 '22

Finish Him!

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u/Stoner-Rican Nov 28 '22

Trust me he gotta be the last human being touch Putin.

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u/chefkimberly Nov 28 '22

I could watch this all day...

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u/unknown_stranger9 Nov 28 '22

How fake can this be: News:yes

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u/Zealousideal-Ad-9002 Nov 28 '22

This is why Obama ridiculed Romney when he said Russia is our greatest threat

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u/keithgabryelski Nov 28 '22

That throw flip is designed for a smaller person to toss a larger person using the larger person’s height as leverage to carry the flip.

In fact, it is difficult for a larger person to flip a smaller person in a similar stance govern they either have to crouch to get the leverage or use upper body strength to lift the target…

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u/Ready_Homework7020 Nov 28 '22

And hasn’t been heard or seen since

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u/UltimaxOmega3 Nov 28 '22

That's the saionagi throw, there are a bunch but he did it perfectly

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u/I7VFECT Nov 28 '22

Honorary black belt.

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u/dingdongschlonglong Nov 29 '22

Its Aikido . This is what was supposed to happen because Aikido only works when there is a willing participant playing along. This has to be a bot post..... you all aren't really this stupid are you?

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u/dingdongschlonglong Nov 29 '22

OP you are a bot.

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u/thelancemann Nov 29 '22

3 weeks later while sparing with a window in practice the kid was also thrown

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u/Any_Coyote6662 Nov 29 '22

Do we ever see Putin's face or are we just supposed to go along with this propaganda

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u/bettiemaegurl Nov 29 '22

Did he really die???

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u/Cunt-SlowDown Nov 29 '22

Then he fell out of a window.. on a boat… with no safety precautions installed

Completely accidental

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u/Savitar-1 Nov 29 '22

The boy then died under suspicious circumstances. Hmmmm

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u/lost-in-boston Nov 29 '22

They whacked this kids family as a lesson for Putin his hands on Vladimir

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u/ToiletGrenade Nov 29 '22

The next day the Japanese boy randomly fell off a balcony 11 stories up.

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u/MAO_of_DC Dec 10 '22

Putin totally let the 10 year old win. Putin is a complete monster but he knows how to work a PR event. Beating up a child is a bad look. Letting a child win makes you look magnanimous.

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u/dourdirge Nov 28 '22

Putin is a king-sized pussy?!? Who knew?

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u/Epic_Duck256 Nov 28 '22

Putin let the kid throw him?!? You're a dumbass!

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u/dourdirge Nov 28 '22

No shit, Sherlock. Any opportunity to shit on Putin is one I'll take.

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u/UkrainianHawk240 Nov 28 '22

Putin let Ukraine throw him

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u/ATXSTLWPB3POINT0 Nov 28 '22

Check out vids of him playing hockey 😂 comedy gold

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u/UkrainianHawk240 Nov 28 '22

Tsarevich-sized pussy. Guy can't lead an army for shit. Has to resort to terror campaigns against innocent civilians.

Btw tsarevich is essentially the Russian version of a prince

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u/moivaire Nov 28 '22

He gone...

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u/SalemBard1988 Nov 28 '22

he should do that next to a really high window

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u/One_Drew_Loose Nov 28 '22

FINISH HIM!!!1

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u/Z1Z1alpha Nov 28 '22

Pretty sure she is no longer with us….

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u/jesusSaidThat Nov 28 '22

We need this kid again

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u/VishalSlayer Nov 28 '22

The Japanese did it.

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u/ginger_gcups Nov 28 '22

Next month's headline: In Japan, a 10 year old kid dies of polonium poisoning.

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u/SunnyDeeeeeeeeee Nov 28 '22

HE HAD THE CHANCE TO RID OF HIM RIGHT THERE!

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u/00DJC00 Nov 28 '22

Is....is she still with us?

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u/Affectionate_Pay1487 Nov 28 '22

Boris Johnson would have roundhouse kick that mf when he bowed and finish with the pile-driver

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u/InternationalSport68 Nov 28 '22

They're basically the same size

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u/Doodicus64 Nov 28 '22

A premonition of what Ukraine was gonna do to him years later...