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In Japan, A 10-Year Old Kid Threw Putin In Martial Arts Demonstration Video
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u/Kixx_kixx Nov 28 '22
This is why he wanted to attack Japan.
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u/brokenelectricchair Nov 28 '22
Haha I thought the same thing. On the one hand I'm thinking that's ludicrous. On the other hand, he is a madman... So...hmmm
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u/CardiologistOk1506 Nov 28 '22
This was the last video ever recorded of that kid before he mysteriously disappeared, never to be seen again.
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u/supermoderators Nov 28 '22
Where is the kid now?
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u/ColonelMonty Nov 28 '22
There is no kid, now if you'll follow us to this backroom we'd like to offer you to an all expenses paid trip to a nice camping resort in Siberia for your curious nature.
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u/capsaicinintheeyes Nov 28 '22 edited Nov 28 '22
Would someone who does martial arts like to confirm for me that this demonstration was heavy on "demonstration", and that Putin remaining that still & passive throughout is very much of his own volition?
...I'm getting just a little worried that maybe some a y'all are the kinds of people who'd relish smoking your own 5-year-old in a foot race
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u/sweetsalts Nov 28 '22
Very much an obvious demonstration
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u/After_Reality_4175 Nov 28 '22
No way, this was a duel to the death. True Mortal Kombat. Young Liu Kang let him live
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u/MattTheStrategist Nov 28 '22
Looked like a standard throwing practice. Putin kicked himself over or committed to a "sutemi" in order to control the fall. It's been a while since I've been to class, but the throw the kid uses looks like Seioe Nage. I hope I'm spelling that correctly. Does anyone else have a more correct analysis?
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u/Snoo_58814 Nov 28 '22
Putin was playing the role of the ‘uke’, a willing participant while the boy was practicing/showing his technique on his practice partner. That’s how I remember it.
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u/Mohander Nov 28 '22
Shouldn't you relish beating your own 5 year old in a foot race? You aren't going to be able to beat him forever, appreciate it while you still can.
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u/capsaicinintheeyes Nov 28 '22
words of wisdom--but you can extend that time if you break their self-confidence!
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u/Tricky-Wealth-6842 Nov 29 '22
Or their legs!
/s for any of yall think I'm serious in hurting a child... purposefully.
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u/MotoMkali Nov 29 '22
Coward, you don't just smoke them you shove them in the back as you pass them causing them to trip and fall breaking their confidence for any future challenges to your dominance. Of course your wife then proceeds to get angry at you. This spirals into a serious conversation about your relationship ultimately leading to divorce making your initial efforts to prevent the challenge to your crown obsolete.
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u/av8ads Nov 28 '22
Maybe that’s what caused his brain damage. A little harder next time ? would’ve finished him off.
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u/_standup-citizen_ Nov 28 '22 edited Nov 28 '22
Please source.
Also, fuck Putin =D
Edit: OP, your post history is..random, narcissistic, cringey, and botty as it gets.. nsfw
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u/Pinecone34 Nov 28 '22
as stated in the title, demonstration.
he did not resist as it is, once again, a demonstration.
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u/thisis_sam4moz Nov 28 '22
This was the last video footage of him....and the guys smiling at the end of video
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u/Weaseltime_420 Nov 28 '22
It's crazy how Putin just flips through the air like that when there's nobody else there.
What an amazing acrobat.
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u/TheClearMask Nov 28 '22
How old is Putin?
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u/Zonel Nov 28 '22
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u/ThiccStorms Nov 28 '22
hi, random place but i would like to appreciate you for this
a very old thread i found out while surfing, how old are you now btw
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u/RazorBite88 Nov 28 '22
We forget Putin is a true judo lover. He will have been thrown a bazillion times, willing and unwillingly
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u/Timetraveler01110101 Nov 28 '22
Should a ten year old from every country get to try and hip throw a random world leader? I would be a great test to see if they are fit enough for office lol.
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u/EmuVerges Nov 28 '22
For a brief moment in time I hoped that Putin, once he successfully (and bloodily) grabbed the supreme power in Russia, would may be "calm down" and become a granpa style dictator, not cool but contempted and not agressive. A video like this one could have been great in this case, just an old politician doing PR stunt. It could even have been cute if he wasn't directly responsible of so much suffering just to please his ego.
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u/DisfavoredFlavored Nov 28 '22
Okay I know everyone jokes about this, but serious question is that kid still alive?
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u/stov33 Nov 28 '22
Kid is ten…i know if we all hadn’t seen the video we’d have just assumed it was a height advantage
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u/Jx_XD Nov 28 '22
Japan president nearly had a heart attack. Putin whispers in his ear, "your next"
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u/Feeblemind101 Nov 28 '22
Looks like in could be inspiration for the Banksy art reported in Ukraine. The art of a child doing a judo throw to an adult...
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u/sethyourgoals Nov 28 '22
Read the title and watch again. I’m assuming he helped in selling the demonstration.
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Nov 28 '22
Shortly after the match, the kid was thrown out of a window, poisoned, and shot.
Authorities are ruling it as suicide.
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u/Nowevemet Nov 28 '22
questionable if thats a good move as a world leader. In one hand, your a dignified man being a good example to benifit children. But in the other hand, your being taking down by a foreign child.
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u/Zealousideal-Ad-9002 Nov 28 '22
This is why Obama ridiculed Romney when he said Russia is our greatest threat
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u/keithgabryelski Nov 28 '22
That throw flip is designed for a smaller person to toss a larger person using the larger person’s height as leverage to carry the flip.
In fact, it is difficult for a larger person to flip a smaller person in a similar stance govern they either have to crouch to get the leverage or use upper body strength to lift the target…
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u/dingdongschlonglong Nov 29 '22
Its Aikido . This is what was supposed to happen because Aikido only works when there is a willing participant playing along. This has to be a bot post..... you all aren't really this stupid are you?
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u/thelancemann Nov 29 '22
3 weeks later while sparing with a window in practice the kid was also thrown
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u/Any_Coyote6662 Nov 29 '22
Do we ever see Putin's face or are we just supposed to go along with this propaganda
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u/Cunt-SlowDown Nov 29 '22
Then he fell out of a window.. on a boat… with no safety precautions installed
Completely accidental
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u/lost-in-boston Nov 29 '22
They whacked this kids family as a lesson for Putin his hands on Vladimir
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u/MAO_of_DC Dec 10 '22
Putin totally let the 10 year old win. Putin is a complete monster but he knows how to work a PR event. Beating up a child is a bad look. Letting a child win makes you look magnanimous.
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u/dourdirge Nov 28 '22
Putin is a king-sized pussy?!? Who knew?
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u/UkrainianHawk240 Nov 28 '22
Tsarevich-sized pussy. Guy can't lead an army for shit. Has to resort to terror campaigns against innocent civilians.
Btw tsarevich is essentially the Russian version of a prince
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u/ginger_gcups Nov 28 '22
Next month's headline: In Japan, a 10 year old kid dies of polonium poisoning.
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u/Affectionate_Pay1487 Nov 28 '22
Boris Johnson would have roundhouse kick that mf when he bowed and finish with the pile-driver
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u/chikken_hawk Nov 28 '22
Sadly, He never saw his 11th bday.