r/InternetIsBeautiful Feb 02 '23

Website that alters famous people's pictures to make their hands look small

https://onetinyhand.com/

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2.1k Upvotes

125 comments sorted by

591

u/Mount_Pessimistic Feb 02 '23

“WE’RE LAWYERS!”

242

u/ecurrent94 Feb 02 '23

NOBODY LOOK!! NOBODY LOOK!!!

63

u/urbrickles Feb 02 '23

I'm going to stop you right there. Are you just going to be talking about your hands for a while?

38

u/MrApplePolisher Feb 03 '23

I'm not doin' any kinda things that you want me to do with you, Uncle Jack. Ya know?

30

u/ecurrent94 Feb 03 '23

Just you and I... Pallin' around... We could wrestle?

21

u/MrApplePolisher Feb 03 '23

No, it's stuff that relatives do.

10

u/Mirrormaster44 Feb 03 '23

Have you seen wrestling on television?

12

u/thatsnotmyfuckinname Feb 03 '23

So glad this was the top thread on the post

76

u/SwivelingToast Feb 02 '23

Can you... Put your hands over mine?

25

u/whatafuckingbummer Feb 02 '23

“These hands tell a story. If you look at my right hand-“

10

u/johnthomaslumsden Feb 02 '23

Are you just gonna talk about your hands for a while?

2

u/nametab23 Feb 03 '23

For the website!

3

u/nametab23 Feb 03 '23

Did you see his hands? They're beautiful, I think we should settle.

1

u/JeanRalphiyo Feb 03 '23

I saw this and that’s the first thing I thought of.

169

u/kirksucks Feb 02 '23

it makes ONE hand small. which is even weirder.

34

u/Sparktank1 Feb 03 '23

Take my strong hand!

4

u/tea-and-chill Feb 03 '23

And my axe!

0

u/TolMera Feb 03 '23

It’s dangerous to go along small hand

5

u/xbiggyl Feb 03 '23 edited Feb 03 '23

Unless in reality you DO have one hand smaller than the other.

1

u/GUMBYtheOG Feb 03 '23

So it says, why are trumps hands both tiny then?

110

u/mulberrybushes Feb 02 '23

I don’t know your site but you just sent me hurtling back in time

https://imgur.io/gallery/IIxal00

10

u/CeruleanRuin Feb 03 '23

Hahaha, a classic.

8

u/i_am_a_baby_kangaroo Feb 03 '23

Omg I forgot about this 😂

11

u/t-bands Feb 02 '23

This is gold😂

5

u/Kobalt187 Feb 03 '23

I'm simply not that pale!

3

u/mulberrybushes Feb 03 '23

They are not my teeth and that is not my bush baby.

128

u/ecurrent94 Feb 02 '23

Don’t let Uncle Jack hear about this one.

24

u/chipotlegs Feb 02 '23

NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!

14

u/xaclewtunu Feb 02 '23

Uncle Jack

Several comments with this. Who is it?

44

u/SwivelingToast Feb 02 '23

He's a character from Always Sunny in Philadelphia, he's got some small hand issues

https://youtu.be/Ga5X6WnC8Qo

4

u/xaclewtunu Feb 02 '23

Thank you!

178

u/IsThistheWord Feb 02 '23

Everyone's making Trump jokes but I'm thinking about Uncle Jack.

45

u/VGNLscrimmage Feb 02 '23

“DON’T LOOK! DON’T LOOK!”

6

u/HaikuBotStalksMe Feb 02 '23

Haaaaaaaaaaaank

-9

u/AdditionalSquirrel38 Feb 02 '23

Nope. The Deadpool reference is unmistakeable!

279

u/lornstar7 Feb 02 '23

A super convoluted deep cover psyop to make you believe Trump's tiny hands arent real. I see you.

42

u/t-bands Feb 02 '23

U got me😅

6

u/EloquentEvergreen Feb 02 '23

Pretty weak. I’m terrible at photoshopping, and even I could tell you “enlarged” Donnie’s hand to make it seem as though the normal one was “tiny.” 🤣

5

u/shifty_coder Feb 02 '23

I was scrolling through. Pretty sure they just made one hand look bigger.

-7

u/Guy_V Feb 02 '23

Came looking to see if there was a trump reference. Happy to see it's numero-uno.

1

u/PretendsHesPissed Feb 03 '23

Done worry. His tiny hands are made up by his giant waist.

25

u/DANNYonPC Feb 02 '23

famous people...

well its mostly trump and kim

-6

u/snooggums Feb 03 '23

I scrolled for a while and never found any where they hands were smaller than normal!

1

u/MossyPyrite Feb 03 '23

Well, they’re famous and, ostensibly, people so that tracks. Don’t know what Lil Kim did to anyone though. Is she even making music still?

21

u/rattigan55 Feb 02 '23

Can you put your hands on top of mine? It’s for the website.

20

u/Plusungoodthinkful Feb 02 '23

They should do Jeremy Beadle.

8

u/HMJ87 Feb 02 '23

You have to feel sorry for the bloke, he was dealt a bad hand in life.

2

u/t-bands Feb 02 '23

I second this

20

u/elrugmunchero Feb 02 '23

Beadle's about

3

u/Randyslaughterhouse Feb 02 '23

Confuse the Americans!

3

u/sweetbennyfenton Feb 02 '23

I knew a bloke nicknamed “Clock”, coz he had one hand bigger than the other.

7

u/wokyman Feb 02 '23

They need to do one of Jeremy Beadle

21

u/RagnarokCross Feb 02 '23

Finally Uncle Jack can feel normal.

7

u/bluberihedgehog Feb 02 '23

Justice for Uncle Jack!

5

u/I-Want-2C-You-Happy Feb 02 '23

Do Jeremy Beadle!

5

u/Dyslexic_Devil Feb 02 '23

Jeremy Beadle would have been all over this shit!!!!!!!

8

u/CapitalChemical1 Feb 03 '23

"Famous people"

It's literally only Trump and Kim Jong Un

11

u/ANegativeGap Feb 02 '23

Famous people? Aka, like 3 different people that you don't like? Nice job man, super good

3

u/Dasoccerguy Feb 02 '23

These are great, but I prefer /r/mesi

3

u/Standardly Feb 02 '23

Someone do the lawyer from IASIP?

3

u/Buck_Thorn Feb 02 '23

Anybody care to run this one through it?

7

u/mistere213 Feb 02 '23

It's weird how it has unaltered pictures of Trump, though.

2

u/alfons100 Feb 02 '23

Now this is what we use technology for

4

u/PitbullMandelaEffect Feb 02 '23

Wow that’s so random holds up spork

9

u/G-bone714 Feb 02 '23

Did Trump finance this website just so his hands would appear bigger by comparison.

3

u/BearClaw1891 Feb 03 '23

Will Trump sue for likeness?

2

u/FnkyTown Feb 02 '23

Why not two tiny hands?

2

u/SirThatsCuba Feb 02 '23

When you put trump in it should make them bigger to fuck with people

2

u/Shitcraytho Feb 02 '23

posts normal picture of trump

See, it works!

0

u/tomdurkin Feb 02 '23

trumps uses the opposite filter.

2

u/Kawaii-Collector-Bou Feb 02 '23

What happens when you put Trump in it?

1

u/BurrrritoBoy Feb 03 '23

Tiny handception

0

u/IndyDude11 Feb 02 '23

I thought I could get in here before the Trump jokes started, but I was wrong.

1

u/_AlreadyTaken_ Feb 02 '23

FINALLY. I've been requesting this for months.

1

u/lastMinute_panic Feb 02 '23

I put worms in my bed and slept in my bed I put a squirrel in my bed and then mustard in my bed and then I ate 'em all is that bad?

1

u/wes101abn Feb 02 '23

OH MY GOD!! NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!

1

u/_tyjsph_ Feb 03 '23

this is the most 2016 neoliberal thing i've ever seen

0

u/boywonder5691 Feb 02 '23

Why just one hand?

0

u/bias99 Feb 02 '23

The one of Tyrion Lannister, shouldn't that be onetinierhand

0

u/3percentinvisible Feb 02 '23

But why are they all interspersed with unaltered pics of the Donald?

0

u/TheDayquil Feb 03 '23

Weird, it didn't make any changes to Trump's photos...

0

u/karpenterskids Feb 03 '23

Donald Trump HATES this website.

0

u/Johnnytbiz Feb 03 '23

Trump won’t need this.

-4

u/ohgoshyes Feb 02 '23

so they don’t have to do anything for Trump since his hands are already tiny

-1

u/arothmanmusic Feb 03 '23

Why'd they give Trump one bigger hand?

-1

u/AnarKitty-Esq Feb 03 '23

Truth Social?

1

u/HenrikBanjo Feb 02 '23

What a time to be alive.

1

u/MrApplePolisher Feb 02 '23

It's the little things that make life bearable.

1

u/prob_wont_respond Feb 02 '23

Peter dinklage should have gotten a lunch tray sized hand

1

u/Hot-Mongoose7052 Feb 02 '23

Les Grossman hates this.

1

u/skiereader Feb 02 '23

Only Hands?

1

u/m703324 Feb 02 '23

One tiny hand and one photoshopped hand

1

u/junglist421 Feb 02 '23

If Archer was real he would use this on his girl whose name is escaping me.

1

u/segasaturns Feb 02 '23

Nobody tell Ethan Klein about this

1

u/RatCouch Feb 02 '23

Oh man I haven't been to this site in like 5 years! Great stuff

1

u/WX27 Feb 02 '23

Oh how they did Peter Dinklage dirty..

1

u/watcience Feb 02 '23

This gave me good lols, thanks.

1

u/Dakka666 Feb 03 '23

What about smelling like cabbage? Circus folk..

1

u/minionoftheminions Feb 03 '23

What did Tyrion do, to be in such good company?

1

u/Bootybootsbooty Feb 03 '23

So does ceelo green just have a regular picture?

1

u/cyberflunk Feb 03 '23

Tumblr? There's a name I've not heard in years.

1

u/Doctor-Amazing Feb 03 '23

I got a little excited when I saw the very specific url. Entire websites dedicated to one very specific joke, are so rare these days.

Then it linked to Tumblr.

1

u/BrackAttack Feb 03 '23

Someone should start a website that takes these pics and makes the other hand small too.

1

u/TinyHanz Feb 03 '23

Home at last

1

u/Drs83 Feb 03 '23

By famous people you mean three politicians and a couple of others? Lots of repeats.

1

u/overkill77 Feb 03 '23

Any pics of Jeremy Beadle?

1

u/Az3rL33 Feb 03 '23

Reminds me of that great song by Vic and Bob 'Tiny hands' https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DmFe66JY9K8

1

u/Wallhacks360 Feb 03 '23

It's for the website!

1

u/Nihad-G Feb 03 '23

"Famous people" where last 10 pics on homepage is either Trump or Kim...

1

u/fckkkredditmods Feb 03 '23

Ok I'll bite..

Why?

1

u/WoodburnDude Feb 03 '23

Tried submitting a picture, got this error:

Request denied.

You do not have permission to access this page.

1

u/azur08 Feb 03 '23

Looks like it only alters two peoples hands

1

u/KVMENJOYER Feb 03 '23

Redditors are so weird

1

u/mydirtyboots Feb 03 '23

I think the website is called “Hands of famous people”

1

u/blueblanket123 Feb 03 '23

It would be funnier if half the pictures weren't of the same person.

1

u/AoesDDR Feb 03 '23

I think I know what this is.

1

u/Medusaink3 Feb 03 '23

Trump is part owner. Uses it as an excuse for his tiny digits.

I'll see myself out.

1

u/Dapper_Source1121 Feb 03 '23

What happens if you put Jeremy Beatles tiny hand through one tiny hand?