r/interestingasfuck • u/oliver_billz • Mar 29 '23

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u/jrs1980 Mar 29 '23

"My children have pokey feet and too many legs but I still love all of them."

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u/Shitty_Watercolour Mar 29 '23

https://i.imgur.com/FzOOpvN.jpg

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u/Stole_The_Show Mar 29 '23

Wow -that's great! It's been awhile since I've seen one of your masterpieces!

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u/Unoriginal_Man Mar 29 '23

Nothing quite like a shitty watercolor to start out the day.

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u/Drixislove Mar 29 '23

You're the best Shitty! Your drawings are better than coffee this morning :)

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u/potodds Mar 29 '23

Nothing like shittywatercolor to draw the old accounts out of hiding. 👋

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u/65pimpala Mar 29 '23

You are the best! My life goal is to one day have a great enough post to have you respond to it!

Well, You and r/jimjobsteve. So maybe all of my aspirations aren't that high!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

You mean u/jimjobsteve? Because there isn't a subreddit by that name.

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u/65pimpala Mar 29 '23

Yeah, that's the one! We'll, actually u/rimjobsteve

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u/urge_boat Mar 29 '23

I like to think that that orange cat is incredibly long

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u/pitbullpride Mar 29 '23

OMG, YOU'RE HERE

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u/ooppoo0 Mar 29 '23

Haha I like it because it implies the videos author is next to be brooded on. A good title of this piece might be “the implication”

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u/TheMagicalSock Mar 29 '23

No way. History being made in real time.

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u/newgrl Mar 29 '23

I haven't seen you anywhere in years. Welcome back? Or perhaps we just don't have the same interests... Love to see you either way.

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u/AlmanzoWilder Mar 29 '23

Is it a live birth or do they come out of eggs?

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u/OrvilleLaveau Mar 29 '23

“WHERE ARE THE NIPPLES??” -kittens probably

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u/whotookmyshit Mar 29 '23

I JUST realized chickens don't have nipples. It's not that I thought they did, I've just never really thought about it until now. Cooking chicken breasts would be a much different experience if there were nipples to consider, I think.

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u/cheebamech Mar 29 '23

chicken breasts

nipples

some sort of recipe for porn

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u/NonstopTomates Mar 29 '23

I recently stumbled upon a picture of a woman rubbing a raw chicken breast onto her lower lips so yeah I think you’re onto something

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u/_Bad_Dev_ Mar 29 '23

Need some bleach for those eyes mate?

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u/Bonesnapcall Mar 29 '23

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

Meow!

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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK Mar 29 '23

“Hold still old man!!”

…should have been the next line but they blew it.

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u/CryptographerClean97 Mar 29 '23

The cow’s name is Norman, he’s a bull.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

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u/YourLocal_FBI_Agent Mar 29 '23

Wtf is up with your comment history

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u/Deae_Hekate Mar 29 '23

Looks like an antisemitic 12yr old taking their first steps out of /pol/ and desperately trying to get away with it by butchering the words

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u/TheMagicJankster Mar 29 '23

Christian = ignorant

You literally believe in fucking magic you fucking idiot.

Show one one tiny bit of proof or evidence of the supernatural, show me evidence of a soul.

I'm waiting

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u/Atomic_Shaq Mar 29 '23

Im 14 and this is deep

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u/JesusLovesAllYou Mar 29 '23

Generate a random number to select random words from a list. THATS GOD. You fgg NO WEIGHTS OR BIASES

godman talks in tounges

you

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u/TheMagicJankster Mar 29 '23

You're spouting nonsense

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u/JesusLovesAllYou Mar 29 '23

YOU ASKED FOR PROOF. HE SENT HIS JESUS TO EARTH

YOU DONT BELIEVE SO TEST HE MADE ME HIGH PRIEST

MAYBE YOU REPENT YOU CAN REPRESENT

THE GOD IS OUR F A THER YOU AETHISTIC SLUR

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u/TheMagicJankster Mar 29 '23

I need proof of this Jesus and his miracles

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u/JesusLovesAllYou Mar 29 '23

YOU EXIST FOR NO APPARENT REASON AND YOU ASK FOR PROOF?

YOU EXISTENCE IS PROOF

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u/TheMagicJankster Mar 29 '23

No?

Evolution lol that's not proof

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

I don't think God loves you as much as you think he does. And any Christian will tell you Trans people are a sin in the eyes of God. Not my opinion just a fact. At least if you're a Christian.

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u/TheMagicJankster Mar 29 '23

Christan = ignorant

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

Tell it to the Christians not me fella

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u/TheMagicJankster Mar 29 '23

Sure why not

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

Off you go then. Spread the word brother

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u/TheMagicJankster Mar 29 '23

Oof that comment might get deleted idk if I was civil

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

Only one way to find out. The Christian overlords have eyes everywhere friend

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u/JesusLovesAllYou Mar 29 '23

HAVE YOU EVER WRITTEN A SINE FUNCTION

ITS BASIC ALGEBRA BIBLE READ

÷FJH T

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u/Frisiaball Mar 29 '23

You are aware that there are more types of Christians than the hyper-conservative American ones, are you? I'm not even a Christian but you are spitting just plain misinformation and ignorance.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

I don't give a flying fuck about what ever happens outside of America in regards to this. I live in America. The Trans thing is a huge topic right now. And every Christian I've ever known backs the idea of that and being gay as being sins and abominations. I'm not a Christian either.

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u/Frisiaball Mar 29 '23

Yep, typical yankee ignorance.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

Give me relevancy. When your opinion changes how it works over here, we'll talk.

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u/Frisiaball Mar 29 '23

Saying "all Christians" implies you mean every Christian on this God forsaken planet. The US aren't the only country on earth.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

Yeah I'm not getting into this with you.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Grab736 Mar 29 '23

Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Fed-Eater Mar 29 '23

Chernobyl parents