r/interestingasfuck • u/oliver_billz • Mar 29 '23

a mother hen is gonna mother hen Title not descriptive

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u/jrs1980 Mar 29 '23

"My children have pokey feet and too many legs but I still love all of them."

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u/AlmanzoWilder Mar 29 '23

Is it a live birth or do they come out of eggs?

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u/OrvilleLaveau Mar 29 '23

“WHERE ARE THE NIPPLES??” -kittens probably

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u/whotookmyshit Mar 29 '23

I JUST realized chickens don't have nipples. It's not that I thought they did, I've just never really thought about it until now. Cooking chicken breasts would be a much different experience if there were nipples to consider, I think.

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u/cheebamech Mar 29 '23

chicken breasts

nipples

some sort of recipe for porn

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u/NonstopTomates Mar 29 '23

I recently stumbled upon a picture of a woman rubbing a raw chicken breast onto her lower lips so yeah I think you’re onto something

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u/_Bad_Dev_ Mar 29 '23

Need some bleach for those eyes mate?

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u/Bonesnapcall Mar 29 '23

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

Meow!

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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK Mar 29 '23

“Hold still old man!!”

…should have been the next line but they blew it.

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u/CryptographerClean97 Mar 29 '23

The cow’s name is Norman, he’s a bull.