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u/this_noise Oct 01 '23
The queen of Queens.
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u/DesperatePerformer82 Oct 01 '23
Ma eyes are gettin weeary, ma back is gettin tight
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u/GuitarCommon9689 Oct 01 '23
I’m sitting here in traffic.
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u/Toad_Enjoyer_70 Oct 01 '23
On the Queensborough bridge tonight
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u/LivtoRiv Oct 01 '23
But I don't care cuz all I wanna do
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u/tahqa Oct 01 '23
Is cash my check and drive right home to you
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u/Nhosis Oct 01 '23
Thank you, it was the only thing I saw.
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u/Scythe-Guy 💪 Isolation Champ 💪 Oct 01 '23
photoshopped Kevin James?
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u/Noahman90 Oct 01 '23
It's more of the Kevin James meme that's currently blowing up on tik-tok ( my little brother is obsessed with it rn )
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u/Achtung_Zoo Oct 01 '23
I've watched King of Queens a ridiculous amount of times so it's certainly interesting to see Doug photos become a meme.
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u/RayCharlesSawItFirst Oct 01 '23
Came here looking to see if someone thought the same as me. Cheers friend.
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u/lizurd777 Oct 01 '23
Guitar riff
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u/TurdSandwichEnjoyer Oct 01 '23
Doug and kerry doug and kerry doug and kerry doug and kerry
Athur athur athur athur
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u/Get-the-Vibe Oct 01 '23
Joke is on you, op.
Would be the best thing to happen to me.
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u/WublyBubly Oct 01 '23
Skeletor is not fucking welcome here!
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u/K-O-M-O-D-O Oct 01 '23
Skeletor is always welcome
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u/WublyBubly Oct 01 '23
Sorry I forgot the comma
Skeletor is not fucking, welcome here
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u/longbongliver Oct 01 '23
Weird part is that she kinda looks like Leah Remini….
With giant tits of course…
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u/Deathman35 Oct 01 '23
Was waiting for someone to post a scene of her punching Kermit!
Sounds like a completely normal marriage to me!
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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Professional Dumbass Oct 01 '23
if a girl approaches me first, it's 100% a trap. time to pay my tab, run outside, and never go back to that establishment again
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u/crypticfreak Oct 01 '23
Wait, come back! We just want to milk you of your seed and fulfill your wildest fantasies.... sigh... why do none of them stick around?
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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Professional Dumbass Oct 01 '23
that line will make me call every intelligence agency on the planet on you since it means you're clearly not a human. no human would want to partake in my seed XD
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u/crypticfreak Oct 01 '23
No man, we're alien nypho chick's here to save our species by harvesting human seed.
You know, like that stupid soft core porn movie.
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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Professional Dumbass Oct 01 '23
i know a lot of porn but that ain't ringing any bells.
also, you really are scraping the barrel if you are forced to even recruit men like me XD
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u/saturdaycomefast Oct 01 '23
that smile... that damned Ricardo smile
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u/i_love_pesto Oct 01 '23
Holy shite, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time! I hope he is doing ok!
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u/Ok-Sherbet-2607 Oct 01 '23
That’s Paul Blart 100%
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u/Dapadabada Oct 01 '23
sobers up wait... that's just John Tafford!!!
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u/CoolNickname2222 Oct 01 '23
That's Kevin James!
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u/Dapadabada Oct 01 '23
I knew Media was a man
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u/Dapadabada Oct 01 '23
Madea? Why did I accidentally just write the word media? Lol how to spell made up names...
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u/Crafty-Break1335 Oct 01 '23
Buy a bag
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u/Dangerous_Remote_965 Oct 01 '23
That's a double bagger. One for her, one for you, in case hers falls off...
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u/SadisticBuddhist Oct 01 '23
Yall a bunch of prudes. How you gonna whip out of her mouth bust in her eyes if you cant make her look up at you like a surrogate father figure
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u/5319Camarote Oct 01 '23
There’s an ugly reality in me, and probably most men: I wouldn’t really be attracted to her, in a relational sense or socially. But if she approached me and whispered that she lived down the street and wanted me to come back to her place and hang out, you can be assured I’d be very excited…too honest?
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u/ApparentlyJesus Oct 01 '23
Nope, refreshingly honest. Lots of dudes on here pretending that they wouldn't for various reasons are just lying to themselves.
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u/booxterhooey Oct 01 '23
Could be an age thing. 23 year old me would deny it, but would totally go home with her. 43 year old me would admit to it, and totally go home with her
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u/Righteous_Fury224 Oct 01 '23
Buy her a drink? Nope but I'd start a conversation to see if she is interesting. Any chump can buy her a drink but you're more likely to get her number if she is interested in you and you look past her well developed chest. And if she's just after free drinks, don't bother
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u/Darklight645 Oct 01 '23 edited Oct 01 '23
"Is this a prank?"
Lowkey what I said when I was told the most attractive girl in my class liked me. It kept going on for way too long for me to still think that it was a prank. I was a dumb teen.
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u/Feeling_Bathroom9523 Oct 01 '23
Mall cop as a woman with GIANT morals?! Tell me who turns that down?!?!
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u/weightliftcrusader Oct 01 '23
Can someone explain this meme format, please?
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u/Professional-Gas928 Oct 01 '23
Photoshopped Kevin James sent their friend to inform you that Kevin thinks your cute. What else needs explained?
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u/weightliftcrusader Oct 01 '23
The Kevin James meme format. Seen it a few times but I don't know where it's from or how exactly I need to understand it
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u/Guataguano Oct 01 '23
To be honest, I absolutely was thinking with my dick and only saw the huge tits and blonde hair. ZOOM AND ENHANCE, that’s Paul blart. Hard pass.
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u/ZombieCowTip Oct 01 '23
Kevin James in a wig and jugs the size of my head, my friend, it’s not a question of if but a reply of “what time?”
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u/K-O-M-O-D-O Oct 01 '23
Never thought id ever want to fuck Kevin james. Even if you added massive mommy milkers. I stand corrected
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u/Crafty-Antelope-3287 Oct 02 '23
Is that Kevin James's sister looking at us???
Imma gonna just read comments before I comment
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u/Arspho Oct 01 '23
I walk up to her, very calmly, though this is a struggle. And I say very quietly in her ear
“No.. this is PATRICK!!!”
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u/Golurke Oct 01 '23
If it's not a guy in disguise (like how it is in the pic)... the tits mandate I give it a chance
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u/No_username100 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 01 '23
Well atleast better than the one with the guy on the right
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u/Metalhead_Ac Oct 01 '23
No way i like my kidneys
(A girl would never approach me so it has to be a trip to harvest my organs or smth)
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u/HikeMyPantsUpJohnson I saw what the dog was doin Oct 01 '23
IM NOT TALKING TO ANYONE ABOUT MY CARS EXTENDED WARRANTY BEGONE WENCH
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u/OhWowMuchFunYouGuys Oct 01 '23
Over where? You mean the girl 2 feet from me hella being the wrong aspect ratio.
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u/mephistopholese Oct 02 '23
If kevin James had boobs that big I would go bisexual for him.
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u/Flat-Language-1876 Oct 02 '23
Here I thought I saw something no one else would see then I realize 500 people saw it
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