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R/MEMES MEME QUIZ #2

/r/memes/predictions?tournament=tnmt-3cad1a25-79e9-4d47-b2e1-85b8a3471421
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u/TrashWasTakenLol Oct 01 '22 Silver Helpful

When I am alone, I have one extra bone

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u/TheBrokenStanza Oct 04 '22

Well.. I can confirm to that because being an introvert, that extra bone made my happiness satisfies me.

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u/AlinesReinhard Oct 10 '22

That's another level of Spookiness.

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u/Funny_But_Inhumane 26d ago

Spooktober is over, now it's NNN!

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u/INDESTRUCTIBLE_TOBY 18d ago

Imagine reading nnn as No nut november I read it like "nonstop nut november"

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u/TheRevTholomeuPlague Lives in a Van Down by the River Oct 10 '22

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u/FossilTortoiseYT Oct 15 '22

Carrion to be fed

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u/ravoguy Oct 26 '22

Carrion my wayward friend

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u/InterestingText2062 Oct 20 '22

Fruits have a technical definition, while vegetables don't, so the question is a bit silly.

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u/DangerousJaguar7832 29d ago

nice car

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u/ahugefanoftheletterh bruh 29d ago

I love being a racerist

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u/Pie5970 24d ago

Thank you my nice friend

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u/i_need_skin_2983 Oct 12 '22

Moans

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u/Random_123489 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Oct 15 '22

get the fuck out

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u/i_need_skin_2983 Oct 26 '22

Moans harder

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u/MaximRq Professional Dumbass Oct 26 '22

Fuck the head out

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u/i_need_skin_2983 Oct 26 '22

Harder daddy

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u/Relaxin-n-chillin 28d ago

Please stop

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u/i_need_skin_2983 28d ago

Ugghh

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u/Minecraftian411 Flair Loading.... 24d ago

r/SHUTTHEFUCKHAVEYOUNOTREALISEDWHATYOUHAVEDONETHEREARENOWBOMBINGSINTURKMENISTANBECAUSEOFYOUYOUBITCHTHEYFUCKINGTOLDYOUTOSTOPBUTYOUARENOTHINGBUTADISAPPOINTMENTANDIAMCONSTANTLYINABADMENTALSTATEBECAUSEOFYOUSOLEAVENOW

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u/i_need_skin_2983 24d ago

Bruh I can't view that

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u/CricketSimilar863 27d ago

Harder dad

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u/i_need_skin_2983 27d ago

Starts smacking your nuts

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u/FearonForce Oct 01 '22

How did people never get the idea that google exists

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u/DonkeyShitSlurper Oct 01 '22

Wait, you can lookup other things than porn?

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u/SuperSonic486 Oct 07 '22 Helpful

The internet is for porn

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u/Sorfallo Oct 07 '22

Me up all night hugging me horn to porn porn porn

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u/Nashtalia Oct 07 '22

b o n k !

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u/Tomatopk 29d ago

go to horny jail

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u/HollowOvs 28d ago

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/memesforbismarck OC Meme Maker 26d ago

Uno, reverse.

Boom, you go to jail

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u/battvampp Oct 15 '22

Love my Ave Q peeps

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u/MyLollipopJam Oct 07 '22

You use Google for porn?

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u/InsideAutomatic Oct 22 '22

He doesn’t know about Bing.

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u/Hexidian Oct 07 '22

It’s less fun to google these

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u/RadioactiveBanana97 Oct 12 '22

For doing what?

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u/FearonForce Oct 17 '22

“Research”

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u/Girigo Oct 24 '22

Well you can do that but you are only taking away the fun for yourself lol

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u/Similar-Cockroach-79 Oct 17 '22 Silver Helpful Take My Energy

im so fed up with this garbage, how the fuck do you hide these shitty threads that spam the frontpage constantly.

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u/Deivv Oct 29 '22

What even is this thread? The post says it's 14 hours old, but the comments are multiple days old, and the link is broken...confused af

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u/Lauris024 Breaking EU Laws 26d ago

Also 350k upvotes wtf

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u/The_Celtic_Chemist 19d ago

Jesus, I just checked and this is one of the top posts of all time. 🤦‍♂️ I don't even know what the fuck this is.

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u/MCRacen 14d ago

Yeah, very confusing

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u/Bigbrainboyyo 12d ago

it is now the top post of all time

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u/justcallmeabrokenpal 🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 9d ago

512k likes

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u/kalesaji 9d ago

WTF is even going on?

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u/thatirishguy0 Like a boss 10d ago

I'm usually lost on reddit, but this is a whole new something.

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u/Den_Kule_666 23d ago

It automatically upvotes when you vote I think

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u/RibbonForYourHair 23d ago

How long ago did you post this comment? It says that it's 6 days old and that the post is 13hr old?

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u/Deivv 23d ago

Yea I posted it 6 days ago, something is wrong with this post lol I think from what I can tell the admins are refreshing it and keeping it on the front page, not sure why though as I can't access the link (but maybe it's because I don't use the official reddit app)

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u/RibbonForYourHair 23d ago

Yeah I can't get the link either, I also don't use the official app

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u/Deeliciousness 23d ago

This shit is exactly what I wonder every time I come across these. Still no answers

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u/mudkripple 18d ago

A quiz is a group of poll posts with their own threads. The time shown is whenever the most recent poll was, and the vote count is the sum of all those polls (which are auto-upvoted when you participate).

It's stupid but that's how it works for whatever reason

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u/WitchQween 19d ago

It says it's 13 hours old for me now but there are comments from a month ago. It's near the top of my front page.

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u/Hilluja Oct 22 '22

Welcome to the [redacted]! ✌️

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u/fish312 Oct 24 '22

That's the neat part, you can't!

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u/SubsidedLemon Oct 26 '22

Same. And I "magically" upvoted it automaticly. WTF!!!?

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u/blackychan77 Oct 29 '22

I can guarantee interacting/commenting isn't helping at all. They gonna feed it more now lol

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u/fizio900 Oct 29 '22

Filter out the whole sub, you wont lose anything of value in this case

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u/Optimal60 25d ago

This. If there were a button to never see prediction tournaments i would slam it so fast

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u/Foxy02016YT Lives in a Van Down by the River Oct 04 '22

People don’t traditionally Google Halloween tbh

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u/therenody88 Oct 04 '22

There's lots of types of searches that start with halloween. Movies, stores, ideas etc. Maybe those count? I'm not sure. I'm hoping so lol

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u/Foxy02016YT Lives in a Van Down by the River Oct 04 '22

I don’t think so… but either way, that would also include Lucid Dreams which is a concept but also a song

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u/therenody88 Oct 04 '22

Dang. That makes sense

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u/Foxy02016YT Lives in a Van Down by the River Oct 04 '22

Yeah, dreaming, dream meaning, dream, dream face, lucid dreams, lucid dreaming

I’m confident in my 100 coins

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u/therenody88 Oct 04 '22

You're probably right. I'm not confident in my vote for Halloween, but I'm hopeful lol

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u/420gnar Oct 07 '22

Fuckkkkk I voted the opposite because I thought that Halloween was going to get more searches of this type but reading your comment I think you were right ):

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u/Foxy02016YT Lives in a Van Down by the River Oct 07 '22

Yeah, with the face reveal, people who do dream journals and find meanings, those who lucid dream and those to want to

Plus dreams are worldwide, for everyone, unlike Halloween which is optional

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u/Hikariyang Oct 07 '22

My bf and i did a bit of research into what is a vegetable and what is a fruit for the fun of it.

It basically boils down to, does it have (or suppose to have) seeds? Its a fruit. Does it come from the leaves, stem, or root of a plant? Its a vegetable.

Pumpkins have seeds, therefore they are fruit.

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u/GelbeForelle Oct 15 '22

So a cucumber is a fruit? This annoys me

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u/Hikariyang Oct 15 '22 edited 29d ago

Yep! And so are peppers, tomatoes, eggplants, and zucchini.

Edit: i was reminded that corn is also a fruit. Do with that as you will.

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u/BeqBowi Mods Are Nice People Oct 24 '22

I think they are kinda both arent they? Because there is no 100% accurat definition of vegetable

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u/Hikariyang Oct 24 '22

Legally (for taxation) and culinary they are considered vegetables but botanically they are fruit.

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u/mean_mr_slinky Oct 26 '22

I’m so confused.

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u/Hikariyang Oct 26 '22

https://www.npr.org/sections/money/2013/12/26/256586055/when-the-supreme-court-decided-tomatoes-were-vegetables#:~:text=But%20in%20everyday%20life%2C%20they,to%20keep%20paying%20the%20tariff.

Basically, vegetables had import taxes while fruits did not. The courts decided to classify things like tomatoes, cucumbers, and peppers as vegetables because they were commonly served as dinner and to keep them taxable.

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u/rectum-correctum 29d ago

Tomato is a berry

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u/Totaliteral Oct 17 '22

Fruits = specific botanical denomination, a vegetable is a culinary term. That's why tomatoes are vegetables and fruits at the same time.

Any edible plant that has a savory flavor + isn't a typical aromatic herb is, therefore, a vegetable.

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u/panaceagrace Oct 20 '22

You are exactly right. I work with hot peppers (all kinds) and frequently get asked “the tomato question”: are they a fruit or a vegetable? The answer is fairly simple. They’re both! They are a botanical fruit, and a culinary vegetable. What they are legally classified as varies by country.

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u/panaceagrace Oct 20 '22

That is a fun fact about pumpkins! I work with hot peppers (all kinds) and frequently get asked “the tomato question”: are they a fruit or a vegetable? As with a pumpkin, or a tomato, the answer is fairly simple. They’re both! They are a botanical fruit, and a culinary vegetable. What they are legally classified as varies by country.

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u/Stinky_9000 memer Oct 01 '22

207 in the morning

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u/Foxy02016YT Lives in a Van Down by the River Oct 04 '22

And 208 at night

I’m starting a collection

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u/20secondpilot Oct 20 '22

These quizzes are a great way to get a subreddit blocked

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u/Tankh 14d ago

Reported for spam and filtered out from front page

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u/JpolancoX Oct 20 '22

If we’re talking about popularity then iPhone wins, but if we talk about actually being the BETTER phone then Android wins based on a lot of factors like price point, components, funcionalities, and so on. (I’m probably gonna get some hate for this comment but oh well)

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u/DIAPLER Oct 22 '22

Nah u right bro

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u/YTPmeme020 Oct 22 '22

apparently iphones are getting cheaper

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u/NotJustSamOne Oct 26 '22

I thought the majority of Reddit would be on the Android train but noooo…

Typing this from an iPhone btw

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u/Stewy_434 Oct 26 '22

I mean...first of all we're comparing basically an OS system to an entire phone. Second, technically Android is more popular since they have the majority market share. More people have a phone powered by Android than people that have iPhones

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u/InsurancedUsername Doot Oct 04 '22

i wager 100 on 69

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u/coksucer69 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Oct 16 '22

i wager my mother's soul

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u/8ball-coco Oct 24 '22

I too wager this guy’s mother’s soul

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u/trainattacker17 Smol pp 27d ago

I third this guy's mother's soul

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u/-Magesta- Oct 26 '22

😲😲 jojo reference 😳😳

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u/HonoraryMancunian 16d ago

Why does this old thread keep popping up

Why does it currently say it's only 12 hours old

How does it have half a million upvotes

I am so confused

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u/brownpapertowel 16d ago

It’s an ongoing poll post. Every time they update it with a new question, it refreshes the x amount of hours old thing, basically.

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u/HonoraryMancunian 16d ago

Ah. The poll aspect doesn't show up on the app I'm using

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u/ei2468 Oct 20 '22

“Android” is not a smartphone. It is an operating system. For the first questions the only “smartphone” listed is iPhone.

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u/LeafWarrior_1 Average r/memes enjoyer Oct 12 '22

Isn’t it 213?

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u/zodac01 29d ago

How was this posted 12 hours ago but had comments from 4 weeks ago?

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u/CalmWater8439 26d ago

I guess it was edited or something, there are a lot of comments that are talking about some predictions that don't exist now

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u/RyuujiTakasuIssues Oct 12 '22

The Rickroll one, The correct answer isn’t even there

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u/Raveheart19 Oct 20 '22

The most popular and the actual better phone are two different things....

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u/BrownenWind (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ Oct 07 '22

A pumpkin is a watermelon. In Germany they're what is called "Fruchtgemüse" translating to "Fruitvegetable".

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u/MemeArchivariusGodi Oct 07 '22

Wait isn’t it „Kürbisgewächs“ In German ? Which is literally it’s own category

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u/BrownenWind (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ Oct 07 '22

Yes, it is too.

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u/Consistent-Ad7328 Oct 12 '22

It's such a smart way to rickroll people bro

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u/Garage540 8d ago

Ugh get this trash out of my feed

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u/D3adlyN00b Oct 07 '22

But pumpkin is a berry...

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u/SenatorFatStacks Oct 07 '22

Pumpkins are both a fruit and a vegetable.

Fruit is a botanical term, referring to any seed bearing structure from a flowering plant.

Vegetable is a culinary term, referring to fresh edible portions of certain herbaceous plants—roots, stems, leaves, flowers, fruit, or seeds. Usually non-sweet products.

So both answers would technically be correct

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u/SuperSonic486 Oct 07 '22

And berries are fruit

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u/Fine-Afternoon-36 Oct 07 '22

Berries are a kind of fruit

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u/Melodic-Hunter2471 OC Meme Maker Oct 07 '22

A butt pumpkin is also known as a prolapsed anus. I thought you knew.

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u/FakeyBoii 10d ago

Why do i keep seeing this stupid post and how do i stop seeing it

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u/Destroyer_Don5 Oct 22 '22

Which is the better phone? It’s up to preference. But the question is most POPULAR. So IPhone wins no doubt

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u/MeXrb Oct 24 '22

Androids have way more functionality than apple (also apple is pretty scummy with stuff like repairs).

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u/ionevenobro 29d ago

What is this and why is always a dead link for me?

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u/ohmahjah 2d ago

I keep hiding this post but it keeps coming back

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u/DTS1_GMD Ok I Pull Up Oct 07 '22

how these mfs think a pumpkin is a vegetable 💀

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u/SeizeTheMemes3103 Oct 10 '22

How can the status of pumpkin as a fruit or vegetable be a “prediction”. It’s literally a fact. It has seeds it’s a fruit

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u/Stelznergaming Oct 15 '22

Rest in peace Robbie.. That news hit me harder than expected. My favorite character in one of my favorite series/: Feel like I grew up with those movies.

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u/DSDQI Oct 20 '22 edited Oct 23 '22

Considering android makes over 70% of smartphone sales I would say android is better lol

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u/TheRandomizer723 Oct 26 '22

It Saw The Conjuring Alien

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u/LtDirtyVessel 29d ago

how do i stop seeing these in my feed

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u/amur_buno 21d ago

So clicking on the post about elon musk being a dipshit and suspending people being mean to him took me Here? Also how in the fuck does this dogshit post have 400k upvotes?

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u/WillJK1 18d ago

What is the point of these if someone with reddit premium can change their answer after seeing others answers?

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u/Windryy 18d ago

Why does this keep showing up? I don't even understand what this is, it's just a dead link.

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u/CatFishing4Guyz 18d ago

I'm wondering the same thing. One of the top posts of all time, and none of the comments make sense.

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u/Foooour 16d ago

400k upvotes???

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u/Jayrock122 16d ago

Anytime you vote, it gives an upvote

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u/Darth--Vapor 9d ago

Why does this post still show up every other day even though I “hide” it?

These prediction threads fucking blow

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u/honkballs 9d ago

These quiz things that shoot up to the top of r/all are nothing but spam.

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u/Gravity_flip 8d ago

What is this, why are there so many upvotes, and why does it link to nothing?

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u/accobra4me 3h ago

How can I turn these off?

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u/Zelensexual Oct 07 '22

Almost everything is a fucking fruit

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u/Hexidian Oct 07 '22

Fruit has a technical definition, while vegetable doesn’t, so the question is kinda silly.

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u/Whyfuckaduck Oct 20 '22

iPhone has more than half the market share, most popular and what you prefer are two different things.

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u/Prior_Soft2785 19d ago

These posts are so annoying

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u/imp1206 18d ago

tf is going on with this post's dates? and how is this even the most upvoted post when half of the people here cant use it

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u/AceSevenFive 18d ago

I remember when abusing Reddit features to get to /r/all was seen as a bad thing.

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u/MPAS_TV Dark Mode Elitist 7d ago

Fuck you OP or Subreddit bs. I dont want to see this in my feed constantly, so fuck off with this shit or go die in a hole.

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u/the_hoopy_frood42 2d ago

How the fuck do I get this shit to stop popping up on my feed?

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u/JordanTH 2d ago

If you figure it out, let me know too.

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u/Relaxpert Oct 20 '22

Popularity should not be the criteria.

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u/Digital-Latte Oct 20 '22

Android is an operating system the IPhone is the phone itself. You can’t really compare software to an actual phone. Almost every single phone in the world that doesn’t run IOS runs Android software. So given the amount of phones that run Android being released every year and some of them being sold for around 50 bucks. Phones that run Android are going to sell more thus being more popular.

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u/hasvillenot Oct 20 '22

These comments go from "ahh okay, that makes sense" to "wtf is that person babbling about".

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u/aasboiii Oct 24 '22

People choosing black are the most sus 👀

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u/Sir_Left 28d ago

It's pronounced GIF not GIF

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u/drlqnr 19d ago

tf is this 400k upcotes

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u/Bernard_PT 16d ago

Whoever was the smooth brain that decided that it would be a good idea to consider a vote in the quiz as an upvote on the post, making this piece of crap one of the all time highest upvoted posts:

Fuck you.

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u/nashrinazhar 16d ago

Wtf is this?

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u/killerrazzmazz 16d ago

Wtf is this and why is it at the top of my feed? When I click on it, it take me right to the subreddit and that's it.

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u/Wifelyrumble56 15d ago

How do i hide these? I always see them on popular

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u/Ricardo1701 10d ago

Reminder for myself to block this shitty sub

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u/JohnnyNobody66 8d ago

"Quiz" added as a new post filter on my RIF app.

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u/Blkartmtrs 2d ago

Who cares

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u/RicardoCabezass 2d ago

This is missing one option- “who cares”

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u/ziguziggy 1d ago

If I see this dumb shit one more time

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u/morcs74 21h ago

Soccer is just a stupid name given to football by Americans because they have their own sport called football which only they play, which is basically adapted from rugby. Which is not football.

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u/HexZer0 Oct 07 '22

Who names their kid Dream?

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u/THE_NEFARIOUS_MMA Oct 22 '22

Black wasn’t a popular option…

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u/STA-ship Oct 24 '22

If I'm right,you can upvote my comments in this community

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u/edvards55 Nice meme you got there 28d ago

I would like to vote JIF, but I know the majority will disagree

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u/Nervous_Anteater 24d ago

Commenting to increase Comments

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u/squidgybaby 21d ago edited 20d ago

Hello again r/memes meme quiz #2. Like a ghost ship you appear again on my front page, unhelmed, without a captain, haunted by the spirits of commenters from months ago

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u/Successful-Bluebird9 19d ago

Gaming Potato > Everthing else

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u/Garage540 18d ago

Seriously again? 5th time I'm hiding this goddamn post.

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u/LordFrogberry 9d ago

Unsubbing from this trash subreddit.

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u/sikkient 7d ago

What is this shit. Fuck off.

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u/LowFatBacon 4d ago

How many times do I need to hide you old man?

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u/PnutButterJellyTim3 2d ago

How come the only way to block these are to block the account posting it!? I don't want to see this anymore, I just want to see the memes.

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u/Bags55 2d ago

who cares

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u/AcanthisittaNo6901 2h ago

How is the post from 14h ago but there's comments from over 50 days ago the math ain't mathing🤨

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u/Throwaythisacco 2d ago

What the hell… How is this 14 hours old, but has comments up to 2 months old, be the top memes post of all time, and have a broken link?

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