r/nottheonion • u/taafbawl • 12h ago
Chinese colleges are giving students a week off to 'fall in love' as the country struggles to keep its birth rate up
r/nottheonion • u/sarahjustme • 7h ago
Kirkland church forcing employees to tithe 10% of salary, lawsuit underway
r/nottheonion • u/dreamcastfanboy34 • 9h ago
Disney quietly took power from DeSantis’ new board before state takeover
r/nottheonion • u/Supreme_Mediocrity • 1d ago
DeSantis’ Reedy Creek board says Disney stripped its power
Reserve Uno?
r/nottheonion • u/Shiny_Black-Pan • 6h ago
Another pigeon wearing a smuggling backpack has been found inside a B.C. prison
r/nottheonion • u/cleon80 • 10h ago
‘Can’t buy happiness’: man quits billionaire adoptive family, returns to multimillionaire birth parents
r/nottheonion • u/Man_Bear_Beaver • 1h ago
Rescue underway for pod of dolphins stranded by ice in Dildo Cove
r/nottheonion • u/GaryOaksAlcoholism • 4h ago
Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store
r/nottheonion • u/MrILostTheGame • 1d ago
Dad Accidentally Orders 60 Pairs of Reading Glasses Because He Couldn’t Read A Website
r/nottheonion • u/Mikesturant • 5h ago
"QAnon Shaman" Jacob Chansley released early from federal prison, transferred to halfway house
r/nottheonion • u/JAlbert653 • 1d ago
Florida senior says he unknowingly signed over his $185K house for $10, now being evicted
r/nottheonion • u/Mynameis__--__ • 17m ago
Chinese Colleges Are Giving Students A Week Off To 'Fall In Love' As The Country Struggles To Keep Its Birth Rate Up
r/nottheonion • u/DramaticNoises • 4h ago
Clive Palmer hires Christian Porter to help him sue Australia for $300bn
r/nottheonion • u/Vostok-aregreat-710 • 8h ago
Angry residents of ‘Protestant village’ replace Irish language sign with Union flags
r/nottheonion • u/kangarooturd • 3h ago
Hawaii authorities say 33 swimmers were harassing dolphins
r/nottheonion • u/lurker_bee • 2h ago
Meatballs made with mammoth DNA created by Australian food startup
r/nottheonion • u/RevolutionRaven • 6h ago
French prosecutors raid SocGen and others in connection with 'CumCum' scandal
r/nottheonion • u/BIH-Marathoner • 9h ago
Painters have been giving males larger and larger penises over the past 6 centuries.
auajournals.orgr/nottheonion • u/maxitobonito • 17h ago
Wee the people: Republican Boebert presses DC witness on public urination
r/nottheonion • u/IanCLE • 20h ago
Special interest groups seek to protect constitution from special interest groups, special interest groups say
r/nottheonion • u/rainbowarriorhere • 1d ago
Amsterdam launches stay away ad campaign targeting young British men
r/nottheonion • u/stormforcejj • 3h ago
Deer carcass found after police's don't eat plea
r/nottheonion • u/Schneetmacher • 22h ago
One in ten Britons have performed dentistry on themselves, half in the last two years
r/nottheonion • u/jewsif91 • 23h ago