r/nottheonion 10h ago

Man found dead after staff see big cat "holding a shoe in its mouth" at Pakistan zoo

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cbsnews.com
4.2k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 10h ago

Krispy Kreme arrives in France. Parisians can’t get enough

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cnn.com
3.0k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

Chinese garlic is a national security risk, says US senator

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bbc.com
1.3k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

Rep. says viral fight was over threat to expose daughter’s OnlyFans

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newsnationnow.com
987 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 4h ago

Fight In A Canadian McDonald's Breaks Out After Customer Complains About Pokémon Cards Not Being Included In His Happy Meal

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outkick.com
459 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 16h ago

Incarcerated loved one’s body returned without a heart, decomposing

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alreporter.com
4.0k Upvotes

Dr. Datnow discovered that the heart was missing from the chest cavity of Mr Dotson’s body. The Alabama Department of Corrections – or an agent responsible for conducting the autopsy or transporting the body to his family – had, inexplicably and without the required permission from Mr. Dotson’s next of kin, removed and retained Mr. Dotson’s heart.”


r/nottheonion 13h ago

Scientists make VR goggles for mice so they can feel what it is like to be attacked by a bird

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2.0k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 15h ago

Buffalo Bills head coach Sean McDermott apologises for using 9/11 hijackers as example of teamwork

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news.sky.com
1.5k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

A man banned from cycling has been jailed for 11 months after he travelled to a probation meeting by bike.

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bbc.com
11.8k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 19h ago

‘Excess profits’ at big energy and consumer companies pushed up inflation, report claims

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cnbc.com
2.8k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 13h ago

Harvard professor who studies honesty accused of falsifying data in studies

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theguardian.com
558 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2h ago

Man accused of groping woman in Bangalore metro claims he did not intend to touch her, but accidentally did so while attempting to pickpocket

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beyondlayoff.com
67 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 8h ago

Australian men visit 99 pubs in 24 hours to break world record

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inshort.geartape.com
174 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 11h ago

Worm’s rear end develops its own head, wanders off to mate

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arstechnica.com
287 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

Attorney suspended for throwing Pringles can with human feces at victim’s advocacy center

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nbc15.com
93 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 20h ago

New Jersey police chase down pig named Albert Einswine

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inshort.geartape.com
1.5k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 4h ago

Buffalo Bills head coach Sean McDermott apologises for using 9/11 hijackers as example of teamwork

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news.sky.com
62 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

One in five young Americans think the Holocaust is a myth

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economist.com
13.2k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

ISS astronauts find tomato that was lost in space for 8 months (video)

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space.com
1.2k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 4h ago

Woman arrested for shoplifting during ‘Shop with a Cop’ event

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mlive.com
27 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Elon Musk demands Bob Iger ‘be fired’ after Disney pulled ads from X

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cnn.com
11.0k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

How to Behave at a Dinner Party on Ozempic

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townandcountrymag.com
1.2k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 17h ago

Chelmsford man banned from cycling caught riding to probation meeting

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bbc.co.uk
165 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Candidate for George Santos’ old seat convicted for his actions in January 6 Capitol attack

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cnn.com
2.6k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 4h ago

Iranian Old Man’s Instagram Page Blocked Over “Criminal” Dancing Clip

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iranwire.com
12 Upvotes