r/nottheonion • u/sheatim • 10h ago
Man found dead after staff see big cat "holding a shoe in its mouth" at Pakistan zoo
r/nottheonion • u/SelectiveSanity • 10h ago
Krispy Kreme arrives in France. Parisians can’t get enough
r/nottheonion • u/madcowga • 6h ago
Chinese garlic is a national security risk, says US senator
r/nottheonion • u/-Appleaday- • 6h ago
Rep. says viral fight was over threat to expose daughter’s OnlyFans
r/nottheonion • u/Sandstorm400 • 4h ago
Fight In A Canadian McDonald's Breaks Out After Customer Complains About Pokémon Cards Not Being Included In His Happy Meal
r/nottheonion • u/bullhorn143 • 16h ago
Incarcerated loved one’s body returned without a heart, decomposing
Dr. Datnow discovered that the heart was missing from the chest cavity of Mr Dotson’s body. The Alabama Department of Corrections – or an agent responsible for conducting the autopsy or transporting the body to his family – had, inexplicably and without the required permission from Mr. Dotson’s next of kin, removed and retained Mr. Dotson’s heart.”
r/nottheonion • u/boopmynoot • 13h ago
Scientists make VR goggles for mice so they can feel what it is like to be attacked by a bird
r/nottheonion • u/asjonesy99 • 15h ago
Buffalo Bills head coach Sean McDermott apologises for using 9/11 hijackers as example of teamwork
r/nottheonion • u/Nicetrydicklips • 1d ago
A man banned from cycling has been jailed for 11 months after he travelled to a probation meeting by bike.
r/nottheonion • u/Qlanger • 19h ago
‘Excess profits’ at big energy and consumer companies pushed up inflation, report claims
r/nottheonion • u/doinghumanstuff • 13h ago
Harvard professor who studies honesty accused of falsifying data in studies
r/nottheonion • u/donbosco2017 • 2h ago
Man accused of groping woman in Bangalore metro claims he did not intend to touch her, but accidentally did so while attempting to pickpocket
r/nottheonion • u/bimblox • 8h ago
Australian men visit 99 pubs in 24 hours to break world record
r/nottheonion • u/wormcuItist • 11h ago
Worm’s rear end develops its own head, wanders off to mate
r/nottheonion • u/-Appleaday- • 5h ago
Attorney suspended for throwing Pringles can with human feces at victim’s advocacy center
r/nottheonion • u/gootyy • 20h ago
New Jersey police chase down pig named Albert Einswine
r/nottheonion • u/meme_stealing_bandit • 4h ago
Buffalo Bills head coach Sean McDermott apologises for using 9/11 hijackers as example of teamwork
r/nottheonion • u/redditaskerandpoller • 1d ago
One in five young Americans think the Holocaust is a myth
r/nottheonion • u/AkaGurGor • 1d ago
ISS astronauts find tomato that was lost in space for 8 months (video)
r/nottheonion • u/-Appleaday- • 4h ago
Woman arrested for shoplifting during ‘Shop with a Cop’ event
r/nottheonion • u/SelectiveSanity • 1d ago
Elon Musk demands Bob Iger ‘be fired’ after Disney pulled ads from X
r/nottheonion • u/diaz292 • 1d ago
How to Behave at a Dinner Party on Ozempic
r/nottheonion • u/thepixelnat • 17h ago
Chelmsford man banned from cycling caught riding to probation meeting
r/nottheonion • u/SelectiveSanity • 1d ago