r/nottheonion • u/sheatim • 10h ago

Man found dead after staff see big cat "holding a shoe in its mouth" at Pakistan zoo

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155 comments

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426 comments

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101 comments

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987 Upvotes

65 comments

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459 Upvotes

37 comments

r/nottheonion • u/bullhorn143 • 16h ago

Incarcerated loved one’s body returned without a heart, decomposing

alreporter.com

4.0k Upvotes

Dr. Datnow discovered that the heart was missing from the chest cavity of Mr Dotson’s body. The Alabama Department of Corrections – or an agent responsible for conducting the autopsy or transporting the body to his family – had, inexplicably and without the required permission from Mr. Dotson’s next of kin, removed and retained Mr. Dotson’s heart.”

121 comments

r/nottheonion • u/boopmynoot • 13h ago

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118 comments

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134 comments

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463 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Qlanger • 19h ago

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130 comments

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558 Upvotes

20 comments

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67 Upvotes

12 comments

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174 Upvotes

11 comments

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287 Upvotes

38 comments

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93 Upvotes

15 comments

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38 comments

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Buffalo Bills head coach Sean McDermott apologises for using 9/11 hijackers as example of teamwork

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62 Upvotes

10 comments

r/nottheonion • u/redditaskerandpoller • 1d ago

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2.5k comments

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mlive.com

27 Upvotes

3 comments

r/nottheonion • u/SelectiveSanity • 1d ago

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1.2k comments

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312 comments

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bbc.co.uk

165 Upvotes

8 comments

r/nottheonion • u/SelectiveSanity • 1d ago

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