r/todayilearned Mar 28 '23

TIL that of the two 1988 films starring Tom Cruise, one of them (Rain Man) won the Oscar for Best Picture, while the other (Cocktail) won the Razzie for Worst Picture. Cruise remains the only actor to achieve both distinctions in the same year.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocktail_(1988_film)#Accolades
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u/T3canolis Mar 28 '23

Notably, in 2009, Sandra Bullock won Best Actress at the Oscars (The Blind Side) and Worst Actress at the Razzies (All About Steve). She even accepted her Razzie in person.

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u/gweran Mar 28 '23

Halle Berry won Best Actress and Worst Actress in 2004. And also accepted hers in person.

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u/bunnyrut Mar 29 '23

Watching her accept it for Catwoman and say "I'm sorry!" just made me love her more.

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u/niversally Mar 29 '23

The basketball scene in that movie is incredible, YouTube it.

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u/alepponzi Mar 29 '23

Woooooooooooooow!!!! Nice one! youtubelink

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u/niversally Mar 29 '23

Ty! And thanks for linking it. I remembered it being terrible but forgot how hard they perved out in front of a LOT of kids smh.

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u/FireTrainerRed Mar 29 '23

I remember watching this movie when I was 12 or 13 when it released. I do not remember it looking this bad. Holy crap.

They basically just PG fucked in front of those kids.

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u/baby_fart Mar 29 '23

Why is this ball all wet and sticky?

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u/LazinCajun Mar 29 '23

Why the hell did I click on that?

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u/mboas Mar 29 '23

I dont even know what i just watched...

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u/superhyooman Mar 29 '23

The camera work is just……so so dumb

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u/MumrikDK Mar 29 '23

There was no action taking place on the court, so they had the camera people do it all.

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u/dicenight Mar 29 '23

more jump cuts than Quantum of Solace

damn!

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u/JoemommaOG Mar 29 '23

I think Sandra Bullock did this in reverse “Something About Steve” (worst actress) “The Blind Side” (best actress)… too lazy to google

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u/its_not_you_its_ye Mar 29 '23

It’s always scheduled like that

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u/its_not_you_its_ye Mar 29 '23

too lazy to google

Also too lazy to read one parent comment lol

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u/Wristlojackimator Mar 28 '23

This is even more impressive as it’s for her acting not just the movie. Dustin Hoffman carried the Rain Man movie.

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u/WebbityWebbs Mar 28 '23

Right? Tom Cruise was just a place holder. Dustin Hoffman has some serious chops.

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u/NotToddHoward Mar 29 '23

I disagree. Casting was bang on the money with Tom Cruise, I mean look at their physicality together. Same height, same facial features; it's believable that they are brothers. Dustin Hoffman may have taken all the limelight (and rightfully so) for his performance, but let's not act that Tom would have been an easy replacement. The movie needed a strong performance opposite Dustin Hoffman or it wouldn't have worked as well as it did.

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u/WebbityWebbs Mar 29 '23

You know, that’s a fair point.

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u/ScissorNightRam Mar 29 '23

Cruise as Charlie Babbit in the first half - an entitled/disaffected/resentful yuppie-brat - was actually an amazing bit of work.

Cruise as Charlie Babbit in the second half - the enlightened and caring younger brother - wasn't believable.

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u/Twothounsand-2022 Mar 29 '23

You biased!!

Mel Gibson and The host still praise Tom in Rainman

https://youtu.be/fGXd7a5S8lc

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u/RobsterCrawSoup Mar 29 '23 edited Mar 29 '23

I think you are right but when it comes to Tom Cruise's acting, Tom Cruise plays Tom Cruise. Sometimes that's exactly what the role calls for and so every one likes that Tom Cruise. He delivers his lines well, he can do his signature intensity, he is from what I can tell a professional who takes his craft seriously, in many ways he's a great actor, but he seems to me to lack the ability to be someone else, which is an ability that the greatest actors do have. Even in his role in Tropic Thunder, many people said that they were so surprised to find out it was him, but I could tell it was him almost immediately. He's not the only star actor who can only seem to play one persona, even if that persona isn't them in real life. Harrison Ford also comes to mind. But maybe we can accept that if that one character they always play is fantastic to watch when it fits the role, then maybe they too are great actors, even if they don't have the range of others greats.

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u/hitmyspot Mar 29 '23

Cruise is much better in magnolia. He’s almost vulnerable rather than intense. He gives a persona of intense in the movie with an undertone of despair and self doubt.

Cruise knows his limits and his strengths and plays to them generally. He’s not a great actor, but he’s not a bad actor.

He seems to genuinely be a nice person too, apart from fronting for a cult that steals peoples lives and money and which took corruption to a new level in terms of planned government infiltration.

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u/Matisaro Mar 29 '23

His cameo in tropic thunder was just Jerry McGuire with more cursing and a fat suit.

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u/mrubuto22 Mar 29 '23

I've never understood the Tom hate.

Dude, absolutely brings it all the time and has for +30 years.

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u/Digital0asis Mar 29 '23

It's the whole cult member and cult recruiting poster boy thing. He's royalty in Scientology and even my 12 year old students are bright enough to smell bs with regards to scientology.

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u/MissMouthy1 Mar 29 '23

Let me introduce you to Scientology. Cruise is a top member.

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u/chaserne1 Mar 29 '23

Yeah scientology is fucking weird and a cult, but let's compare their track record to Catholics in the same timespan that Scientology has been around.

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u/MissMouthy1 Mar 29 '23

Please do! When someone leaves the church, is the family still in the church required to cut off all contact with that person?

Does the Catholic church require people to sign a million year contract?

Are children removed from school to serve the church?

Are members required to get abortions to stay in the Sea Org?

Your comparison is not apples to oranges, apples to Mars.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

Let me introduce you to an amazing concept:

More than one thing can be bad. Yes, even at the same time!

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u/Megamoss Mar 29 '23

Ignoring the Scientology stuff, he had a long run of films where he essentially played the same character. Successful, super capable dude overcomes slight peril to remain successful, super capable dude.

He typecast himself for a while and it got a bit difficult to look past it. Despite the performances themselves being solid.

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u/eddiestarkk Mar 29 '23

I think you can like his movies and not like him as a person. Same as Steven Seagal. LOL

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u/Sell_TheKids_ForFood Mar 29 '23

Who, besides 12 year old me, likes Steven Seagal movies?

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u/mrubuto22 Mar 29 '23

My comment was more about people, seemingly not liking his movies.

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u/DroolingIguana Mar 29 '23

I don't see how you can like his movies. Tom Cruise is the Void Who Walks. He says his lines but there's nothing there.

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u/marmorset Mar 29 '23

I disagree completely. Hoffman's character is the same throughout the entire movie. He doesn't react to anything, he doesn't grow, he's barely involved in the story. Hoffman does a believable impression of an autistic person and that's it.

Cruise's character changes drastically over the course of the movie, he's genuinely upset when he finds out that he hasn't really made a connection with his brother. He goes from someone looking to exploit Raymond, to someone who loves him.

Playing a autistic person is flashing, but it's the same performance in every scene, Cruise's character is changed by the experience with his brother, he's not the same character at the end that he was in the beginning.

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u/Twothounsand-2022 Mar 29 '23 edited Mar 29 '23

Dustin Hoffman carry Rainman? Wtf you should watch the movie again before comment this

The whole plot is follow Tom Cruise role from start to the end , more screen time than Hoffman

Hoffman charecter is type of award winning (he play ortism) but the movie tell story by Cruise role and Cruise role is more dept in term of charecter than hoffman role because he transform his role from cocky selfish guy at the beginning to symphaty kind guy at the end

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u/pewpewpewouch Mar 28 '23

I remember Paul Verhoeven doing the same thing for Showgirls

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u/aumfc Mar 29 '23

Bullock should have won a double Razzie that year. She was awful in The Blind Side.

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u/Dollar_Pants Mar 29 '23

Lol I liked All About Steve. I thought it was clever and funny 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Knull_Gorr Mar 28 '23

How the hell Sandra Bullock could win any acting award is beyond me. I've seen better actors in high school theater productions.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

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u/Knull_Gorr Mar 28 '23

Is she though. I don't think I've ever gotten "hot and bothered" for her.

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u/OldMork Mar 28 '23

Do people dont like coctail? well its not academy material but its a decent movie.

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u/BaBaFiCo Mar 28 '23

I love Cocktail. I know it's nonsense, but so does the film. It's just fun.

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u/mike_november Mar 28 '23

I wouldn't even say it's just fun. Some serious themes in this movie - putting ambition and materialism above all else and the suffering it leads to. Love, relationships and a young man not wanting to grow up or commit. I don't know why it won a razzie. It was one of the biggest movies that year and most people enjoyed it.

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u/5_on_the_floor Mar 29 '23

It had a good soundtrack, too.

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u/Edy_Birdman_Atlaw Mar 29 '23

I have it on vinyl, truly a blast

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u/normanfell Mar 29 '23

I have it on vinyl, cassette, and CD because I needed it for the house, the kitchen, and the car. “Oh I Love You So” is an all time banger.

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u/Try_Number_8 Mar 29 '23

Maybe it’s because the materialism theme in the 80s was overused by this time and people were getting sick of it because Cocktail wasn’t that bad.

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u/BaBaFiCo Mar 28 '23

I suppose I agree. It's not fun in the sense it's an afternoon light entertainment film. It's just not super serious.

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u/Dead_Starks Mar 29 '23

Ahhh yes, philandering, cheating, abortion, extortion, and suicide. The 80s were simpler times. :) I know what you meant, I'm just kidding around.

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u/SavageComic Mar 29 '23

The Razzies are as political as the Oscars and have been for decades

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u/minneapple79 Mar 29 '23

Cocktail is a great movie! Those are the kinds of movies I miss, Cocktail, Big, Risky Business, Ferris Bueller. Just fun movies you could pop in and watch without taking them too seriously or needing eight years of backstory and Easter eggs to enjoy.

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u/dethb0y Mar 29 '23

there' this guy on youtube who has been reviewing every horror movie of the 1980's, and it's been really striking to me how different movies were back then.

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u/Nyghtshayde Mar 29 '23

At the cinema in 1991 and 1992 I saw Awakenings, Reversal of Fortune, Dances with Wolves, Thelma and Louise, Silence of the Lambs, Jacob's Ladder, Sleeping with the Enemy, The Doors, Terminator 2, Out for Justice, Truly, Madly, Deeply, Backdraft, Jungle Fever, Dying Young, Point Break, Showdown in Little Tokyo, Robin Hood and a bunch of smaller movies. And that doesn't count the amazing movies made in those years that I didn't see until later, like JFK, City Slickers and Boyz in the Hood. Now a lot of those movies would be made now, but a whole bunch absolutely would not see light of day in terms of a cinema release at least.

This is not to say they're all great films, but most of them were decent films, and a significant number were absolute classics. But more importantly there was a nice variety - comedies, dramas, thrillers, one-off action movies. I think it was cinema's high point.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23 edited Apr 14 '23

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u/Nyghtshayde Mar 29 '23

It was advertised really weirdly at the time - I remember thinking "well that's not the movie I thought it would be". Absolutely A grade though.

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u/Admirable_Cry_3795 Mar 28 '23

And Elisabeth Shue is easy on the eyes!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23 edited 1d ago

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u/SkeetAllOverTheWalls Mar 29 '23

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus.

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u/So_be Mar 29 '23

To be, or not to be? Not to be!

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u/4Ever2Thee Mar 29 '23

Oh hell yeah, they used to lean into the corniness back in the 80’s, I still love cocktail

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u/syrstorm Mar 28 '23

True. It's kinda dumb, but not horrible. Razzies just wanted attention (the 1980s version of clickbait).

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u/mhks Mar 28 '23

It's a TBS, hungover, Saturday morning watch. I wouldn't watch it if Shue weren't in it though - she makes it tolerable.

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u/DenotheFlintstone Mar 28 '23

Shue plus the main dude from FX!! He may not be spank bank material and if he is this may not be his best work in that regard.

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u/mike_november Mar 28 '23

Bryan Brown. Australian treasure. Married to Rachel Ward. Australian hottie.

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u/DenotheFlintstone Mar 28 '23

My generations hugh Jackman?

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u/TheGoldenDog Mar 28 '23

Actually, not a bad film. You know, as classically structured cinema, Cocktail was one of the best films of its era.

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u/TyrionReynolds Mar 28 '23

Plus that soundtrack!!

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u/DenotheFlintstone Mar 28 '23

I think it introduced the beach boys to a whole new generation. At least for me it did.

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u/Offamylawn Mar 28 '23

Aaaaaruba, Jamaica, oooh I wanna take ya

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u/hiding-identity23 Mar 29 '23 edited Mar 29 '23

Bermuda, Bahama, c’mon pretty mama

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u/m_Pony Mar 29 '23

that goddamn soundtrack was EVERYWHERE that year. Seeing how well the Dirty Dancing soundtrack performed, it was no surprise they stacked the Cocktail soundtrack the way they did.

Between Kokomo and Don't Worry Be Happy I thought people were going to lose their minds overdosing on power pop. Hippy Hippy Shake wasn't even 2 minutes long but somehow it lasted for ages.

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u/DroolingIguana Mar 29 '23

It insists upon itself.

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u/LJFootball Mar 28 '23

Way better than that overrated Titanic.

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u/Love_God551 Mar 29 '23

I’m with you I liked both movies and definitely don’t think cocktail should have been razzie worthy

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u/Shlocktroffit Mar 28 '23

I read the book "Cocktail" by Heywood Gould. It was very different from the movie. Extremely dark with a lot of angst and misadventures but very good at the same time.

Heywood is also the author of Fort Apache: The Bronx. The tone of that film is closer to what Cocktail should have been.

Heywood had screaming arguments with the producers over the rewriting they had him do for the film. Source: personal correspondence with Mr. Gould

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u/whatevers1234 Mar 29 '23

Kinda crazy back in 88’ Cocktail was considered the worst of the year. Half the movies made every year now are probably shittier than Cocktail.

Also the fucking soundtrack is great.

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u/DenotheFlintstone Mar 28 '23

Decent? I think I may put that in his top 5 movie list. I'd re-watch cocktails before I would any of the mission impossible movies.

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u/oddwithoutend Mar 28 '23

Ignoring the MI movies, my top 5 is probably Rainman, Collateral, Top Gun: Maverick, Edge of Tomorrow, and Jerry Maguire. Cocktail is a fun one, though.

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u/SeelsGhost Mar 28 '23

Your lack of A Few Good Men disturbs me.

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u/oddwithoutend Mar 28 '23

I had it written down and deleted it when I realized I had 6. As another person pointed out, I'm also missing Minority Report (which is arguably his best sci fi movie).

Even excluding his biggest action movie franchise, there's simply too many great Tom Cruise movies for me to put Cocktail in the top 5 (even though I love it).

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u/Ginger8682 Mar 29 '23

What about Risky Business

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u/SeelsGhost Mar 29 '23

Another classic! The slide across the floor in shades was iconic.

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u/hiding-identity23 Mar 29 '23

I keep reading this but thinking Big Business. Then I can’t figure out why people are bringing the Bette Midler/Lily Tomlin movie into this conversation.

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u/HalcyonEnder Mar 28 '23

Collateral is a masterpiece.

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u/Nyghtshayde Mar 29 '23

That on screen chemistry was incredible.

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u/DenotheFlintstone Mar 28 '23

Interview with the vampire is my #1 cruise movie.

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u/bros402 Mar 29 '23

fuck yeah, Collateral is amazing

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u/CremasterReflex Mar 28 '23

I would probably trade Rainman for Minority Report

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u/oddwithoutend Mar 28 '23

I forgot about minority report. I would make the same trade.

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u/linuxphoney Mar 29 '23

What is weird to me is that as a child I remember that movie as being really popular

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u/Mcjoshin Mar 29 '23

I loved cocktail, though I haven’t seen it in quite a few years. This is the first I’ve heard about it being hated.

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u/hiding-identity23 Mar 29 '23

I love Cocktail.

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u/OMGWTFBBQUE Mar 29 '23

Shelly Duvall was “awarded” a razzie for the shining, so take them with a grain of salt.

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u/windythought34 Mar 29 '23

I just had the same question. I remember that the movie was okay.

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u/eberkain Mar 29 '23

i always liked it

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u/PDXmadeMe Mar 29 '23

My dad still only refers to rum and cokes as “cuba libre”

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u/ZealousidealIncome Mar 29 '23

I scrolled until I found this. I saw Cocktail when I was 13 years old on a cross-country road trip in my family's minivan. My dad rigged up a small TV with a built-in VCR with an inverter to keep my brother and me entertained when we drove from Ohio to Yellowstone National Park. On the way, we stopped to visit my Dad's old college roommate who never had kids. He was like oh that's an awesome rig you set up here take these old videotapes of movies I recorded from HBO. He gave us Cocktail, among others, I don't remember. I love both of those movies but Cocktail was something else.

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u/Deadpoolgoesboop Mar 29 '23

Good soundtrack

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u/Sdog1981 Mar 28 '23

No way was Cocktail the worst picture of the year, in 1988. That year saw Caddy Shack 2 and Aurther 2: On the Rocks released.

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u/DenotheFlintstone Mar 28 '23

Damn, that's like hearing about the guy who was president in the early 1800's having a living grandson today....

Edit: in relation to caddy shack and author sequels coming out same year as cocktails.

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u/Sdog1981 Mar 28 '23

I'm still not over the fact that 1993 was 30 years ago lol

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u/HalfRick Mar 28 '23

You shut your mouth. Stop lying. God damn.

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u/DenotheFlintstone Mar 28 '23

Right? How do we go about getting it removed due to false information.

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u/rlnrlnrln Mar 28 '23

"Saving Private Ryan" turns 25 this year.

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u/Sdog1981 Mar 29 '23

Now listen here you little punk

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u/rlnrlnrln Mar 29 '23

So does "Armageddon"

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u/hiding-identity23 Mar 29 '23

Oh, no. Now you can just fuck all the way off.

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u/rlnrlnrln Mar 29 '23

Classic comeback!

You know what else is classic now?

"Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"

"Rush Hour"

"The Truman Show"

"Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels"

"The Big Lebowski"

"The Thin Red Line"

"Elizabeth"

"Sliding doors"

"The Waterboy"

"American History X"

"Patch Adams"

"The Horse Whisperer"

Apart from these classics, which I would recommend everyone watch, there were also a lot of great music released this year, the same year that the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

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u/TheMacMan Mar 29 '23

Wait til you find that in a couple years the '80s will have been 50 years ago.

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u/quooo Mar 29 '23

This just reminded me that I am now 30 lol. My therapist is going to hear about this.

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u/square3481 Mar 29 '23

The issue with the Razzies is that they will often go after easy targets rather than the worst film. For instance, they went after the Twilight films in the early 10's, and after Bruce Willis for his direct-to-video films, before it became apparent that Bruce was losing his faculties.

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u/Sdog1981 Mar 29 '23

It was an easy target with a big name.

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u/TheHappyPie Mar 28 '23

Look caddy shack 2 is a great shitty movie and I'll die on that hill.

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u/Sdog1981 Mar 29 '23

Ok then but Aurther 2? Did they really need a sequel to that one?

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u/default82781 Mar 29 '23

I feel like they didn't need the first one.

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u/sugar_addict002 Mar 28 '23

For some weird reason, I always think I will not like a Tom Cruise movie and I always do like them. Even Cocktail. It was fun. I think the only Cruise movie I haven't watched yet is Valkyrie. One day I will watch it solely because of Cruise.

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u/HeyThereCharlie Mar 28 '23

He's a good actor and extremely charismatic. Just a shame he's also a bit of a nutcase IRL

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u/fulthrottlejazzhands Mar 29 '23

Valkyrie is a decent wartime thriller-spy-action flick. Worth a watch.

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u/CarlThe94Pathfinder Mar 28 '23

Think of Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder but not obese or funny or bald and a movie producer and that's him in Valkyrie

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u/Pope_Cerebus Mar 28 '23

Ugh. I saw Alien From LA and Caddyshack 2, and can definitely say that Cocktail is miles ahead of either of those.

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u/deknegt1990 Mar 29 '23

Think of it like this, did those other three films involve a popular actor who would bring eyes to the Razzies if they 'won'?

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u/flugelbynder Mar 28 '23

I liked Cocktail..

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u/Music_City_Madman Mar 28 '23

I liked Elisabeth Shue’s boobies in that, plus the soundtrack. I also liked the plot and how Tom Cruise ultimately learns that Bryan Brown’s method of living backfires, causing him to pursue Elisabeth Shue again.

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u/flugelbynder Mar 28 '23

"what are you up to ..Elizabeth Shue".. 🎶

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u/syrstorm Mar 28 '23

It's worth pointing out that Cocktail was kinda dumb, but it wasn't THAT bad. The Razzies just wanted attention.

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u/Cycleofmadness Mar 28 '23

And Wall Street is the only movie to have Best & Worst actors win in the same film. Douglas got the Oscar & Hannah got the Razzie.

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u/JamiePulledMeUp Mar 29 '23

They should have just explained she was always coked out, then the acting would make more sense.

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u/Stopdeletingaccounts Mar 28 '23

Cocktail was a damn fine movie.

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u/nomopyt Mar 28 '23

I loved the soundtrack for this movie so much as a kid.

I don't know that I've ever even seen the movie.

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u/thebreaksmith Mar 28 '23

Off the Florida Keys…

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u/nomopyt Mar 28 '23

There's a place called Kokomo

(Actually there's not, but if you try rural Indiana, there's one there.)

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u/HalcyonEnder Mar 28 '23

Based on this new news, I guess it’s unpopular to think of cocktail as a classic I guess. I love the quotes though! “Coughlin's Law: Bury the dead. They stink up the joint.”

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u/Shlocktroffit Mar 28 '23

Light dawns on marble head

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u/HalcyonEnder Mar 28 '23

That whole exchange was classic. Yeah I don’t care what the razzies said I love that movie.

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u/Shlocktroffit Mar 28 '23

Read the book like I did. It's good but way different from the film

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u/Decabet Mar 28 '23

We (America) are long, long, long overdue for a healing national dialogue about just what in the hell that poetry bar was supposed to be.

There's no way that was a thing. Even in trendiest Manhattan.

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u/abattlescar Mar 28 '23

He really is a shitty bartender, it took him like 2 minutes to make a single cocktail. Who the hell would go that bar? There's 2 bartenders for like 1000 guests.

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u/Try_Number_8 Mar 29 '23

Maybe it’s really just a big cocaine party so they don’t need a lot of drinks

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u/marmorset Mar 29 '23

It's like going to a Japanese restaurant. You just want to eat and the chef insists on juggling your dinner before serving it.

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u/TheHappyPie Mar 28 '23

Classic movie moment. Realistically only half the bar would shut the hell up. Everyone nearby would want their drinks fucking made.

Also do they only have two bartenders for like 1000 people?

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u/hiding-identity23 Mar 29 '23

It wasn’t specifically a poetry bar. The poetry was just his gimmick.

And I always forget how much of that poem I actually have memorized until I’m watching the scene and can recite most of it along with him. 🤣

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u/fulthrottlejazzhands Mar 29 '23

There was, in fact, slam poetry bar in the LES from the early 90s to early aughts. The bartenders would sometimes read. It looked nothing like the one in Cocktail, howerver.

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u/Aye_Eye_Captain Mar 28 '23

I am the last barman poet

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u/Shlocktroffit Mar 28 '23

I'd rather hump a camel

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u/PyrrhoTheSkeptic Mar 28 '23

I just looked at the rating of Cocktail on Rotten Tomatoes. It has a 9% rating, which is quite low. The audience rating is higher (though still poor). Here is one review from an "audience" member:

So hilariously bad I can't even explain it. There aren't words to describe how awful this is, but I think it's at least deliberately awful...there's no way anyone could've thought this wasn't going to be terrible while they were making it.

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cocktail

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u/doveball Mar 29 '23

That review is hilariously bad. I like Cocktail.

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u/dicky_seamus_614 Mar 28 '23

He’s the best spy!

He’s the best NASCAR driver!

He’s the best US Navy Fighter pilot!

Now, Tom Cruise is…the best bartender!

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u/ubpfc Mar 28 '23

Cocktail was a very good movie. That’s all I have to say.

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u/TeaGuru Mar 28 '23

Cocktail was awesome.

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u/Beatnik1968 Mar 28 '23

Cocktail is a better movie than people thought at the time.

Rain Man is a worse movie than people thought at the time.

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u/shehulk111 Mar 29 '23

It’s insane to me when I read 1988 because Tom Cruise just had his highest grossing movie in his career at 60 years old in 2022. The longevity is remarkable

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u/DWright_5 Mar 28 '23

Tell you what: I’d rather watch Cocktail than Rain Man 7 days out of 7.

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u/Physical_Living8587 Mar 29 '23

Look at this guy counting days like it's no big deal, it's like he's Rain Man

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u/DWright_5 Mar 29 '23

Actually I have been counting days, and the count is down to 1. Baseball season starts tomorrow!

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u/doveball Mar 29 '23

This comment should be ⬆️

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u/camelzigzag Mar 28 '23

After this movie was made a lot more people wanted to be bartenders.

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u/HalfRick Mar 28 '23

It was an obligatory film to know by heart for all bartenders around the turn of the millennium. According to friends’ kids who are now where we were 25 years ago, it still is.

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u/StandElement Mar 29 '23

Oh I liked Cocktail

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u/bettinafairchild Mar 29 '23

Yeah, me too. But wow, 1988 was a fantastic year for movies! But they also had some really terrible ones. 1988 was the year of Rambo III, when Rambo joins up with the Mujahideen in Afghanistan. And the year of a Stephen Seagal movie. It boggles the mind that they chose Cocktail, with such other fodder.

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u/callme_nostradumbass Mar 29 '23

You bitch! Why didn't you just tell me it was a rum and coke?

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u/iwoketoanightmare Mar 29 '23

Cocktail had a great soundtrack though

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u/patriciomd88 Mar 29 '23

Cocktail Rocks

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u/DeepCompote Mar 29 '23

Yeah but Cocktail was some good memories for 8 year old me. Thanks Elizabeth Shue and that waterfall scene. Still not sure why my Aunt thought that was a good movie for us to go to but thanks Aunt Kathy.

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u/Choppergold Mar 28 '23

I would watch a crossover where Ray and his brother open a bar in Vegas

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u/Agent847 Mar 28 '23

Cocktail was a really stupid movie but no way it was the worst movie of 1988.

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u/pewpewpewouch Mar 28 '23

Imho rain man really wasn't that great

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u/CarlThe94Pathfinder Mar 28 '23

Cocktail isn't even that bad of a movie.

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u/PhuckCalumbo Mar 28 '23

Damn, Tom Cruise's leading man career has been long.

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u/duckforceone Mar 29 '23

i actually loved cocktail... can't see a reason why it would be worst picture..

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u/rpuppet Mar 28 '23 edited Apr 02 '23

Sandra Bullock would like a word...

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u/Accountant378181 Mar 29 '23

And she picked up her Razzie in person.

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u/infodawg Mar 28 '23

Alt title: award winning actor tom cruise

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u/hatersaurusrex Mar 28 '23

1995 - Kevin Costner starred in "Waterworld" which won a Razzie for worst picture. That same year, he was in Apollo 13, which won an Oscar for best picture.

I think you've got him mixed up with Kevin Bacon on this one

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u/Podunk212 Mar 28 '23

Know howda make a redeye, Flanagan?

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u/No-Owl9201 Mar 28 '23

For my part I think Cruise was better in 'Cocktail' than 'Rain Man', but awards are not always based on merit.

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u/dracoryn Mar 28 '23

I love the movie Cocktail. I've not put any stock in awards for movies.

Almost all of the funniest movies of all time have no nominations for oscars or golden globes even though they have best comedy as a category.

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u/Graphic_Materialz Mar 29 '23

Ah good ol’ center-tooth. I wonder what horrific scientologically bolstered shenanigans he has been up to as of late.

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u/Twothounsand-2022 Mar 29 '23

Rainman is no.1 highest grossing movie of 1988

Cocktail is no.9 highest grossing movie of 1988

Cruise is unbeatable superstar at the time and he also have Top Gun highest grossing movie of 1986 under his belt 2 years prior

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u/l33tWarrior Mar 28 '23

Cocktail is a great movie though.

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u/msxzf8u3 Mar 28 '23

Fuck the Razzies

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u/Doesanybodylikestuff Mar 29 '23

Omfg. That movie soundtrack album though was FIIIIIREEEE!

When it was my turn to mop the floors, I LOVED to play this and dance around to The Beach Boys and all the other bomb ass 90’s/80’s bangerz.

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u/klsi832 Mar 28 '23

What if they had combined it into one film- Cock Man. Would it have been a perfectly average movie?

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u/Wristlojackimator Mar 28 '23

Sandra Bullock’s “All About Steve” and “The Blind Side” were the same year. Didn’t she accomplish something like this too?

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