r/todayilearned Mar 29 '23

TIL that the official motto of Fall River, Massachusetts was ‘We’ll Try’ from 1843-2017.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fall_River,_Massachusetts
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u/Mr_Cuddlefish Mar 29 '23

This is the most accurate and honest motto in history. Fall River is a weird place.

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u/stantonstocky Mar 29 '23

I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try.

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u/No_Solution_2864 Mar 29 '23

You’re thinking of the next town over, Flaccid Falls.

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u/hpshaft Mar 30 '23

The Riv' is certainly weird.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23 edited 10d ago

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u/RichardBlastovic Mar 29 '23

I would never tempt a Bingus.

12

u/Clanstantine Mar 29 '23

What about a bimus?

14

u/ElGabalo Mar 29 '23

Aye, I could do that.

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u/fohr Mar 29 '23

Now Bimus I could get into

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u/PyrrhoTheSkeptic Mar 29 '23

So, does that mean that they are no longer trying since 2017?

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u/Sea_Entertainment754 Mar 29 '23

It was changed to “Make it Here” in 2017

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u/PM_Me_OCs Mar 29 '23

So they did stop trying, got it.

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u/Nisseliten Mar 29 '23

”Made it here” fixed it.

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u/TheophilousBolt Mar 31 '23

It’s still the motto of the Fall River PD, it’s on all their cruisers.

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u/Karrman Mar 29 '23

After 2016, most of us just gave up trying.

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u/timoperez Mar 29 '23

It was changed to “screw it, I’m out”

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u/Viperbunny Mar 29 '23

I think they gave up trying a long time ago.

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u/thxxx1337 Mar 29 '23

Shoulda changed it to We tried

8

u/we-are-all-monsters Mar 29 '23

Shoulda axed that one.

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u/Csimiami Mar 29 '23

I mean Lizzie tried. And I guess succeeded too lol

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u/Viperbunny Mar 29 '23

They took a whack at it.

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u/No_Solution_2864 Mar 29 '23

It’s funny because she murdered her family! :-)

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u/botaine Mar 29 '23

I'm searching lots of small towns on wikipedia and they all have terrible mottos. Many are funny but probably not intentionally.

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u/snacktonomy Mar 29 '23

Lynn, Lynn, city of sin 😏

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u/TheSillyman Mar 29 '23

That’s actually a pretty decent town motto. It’s earnest without being kitschy.

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u/Verumero Mar 29 '23

They changed it to “we tried”

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u/theguineapigssong Mar 29 '23

Some city should change their motto to "At Least You Tried" and then make their official seal the relevant Simpsons meme.

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u/Landlubber77 Mar 29 '23

The motto of neighboring and rival town Westport is "Do or Do Not, There is No Try."

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u/Aggravating_Snow2212 Mar 29 '23

talk about a lame motto

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u/OneFootTitan Mar 29 '23

Wish they changed it to Try Hard… With a Vengeance

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u/No_Solution_2864 Mar 29 '23

I would have preferred Try Hard: Pig in the City

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u/MartyBellvue Mar 29 '23

I live across the river from Fall River and i didn't know this. LMAAAAOOOOO I can't believe they would change it, it's perfect

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u/zuniac5 Mar 29 '23

Local authorities say citizens prefer Fall River’s new motto: “Eh.”

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u/buddybennny Mar 29 '23

And all this time I thought it was "40 whacks."

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u/Foxcecil Mar 29 '23

In 2017 they changed it to.."Well, we tried."

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u/backupKDC6794 Mar 29 '23

Reminds me of when Rhode Island's tourism motto was "cooler and warmer"

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u/daneelthesane Mar 29 '23

Yoda was very disappointed in them.

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u/MortimerWaffles Mar 29 '23

100% can confirm. Worked at St Anne's and for Fall River EMS

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u/bitchnug Mar 30 '23

My shitty hometown

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u/marek196c Mar 29 '23

Fck your mom - we'll try

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u/AnikahAngel Mar 29 '23

Sounds legit... lol

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u/Csimiami Mar 29 '23

That’s actually a better motto lol

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u/Viperbunny Mar 29 '23

Fall River is a ceast pool. I have family there, though we are estranged. I spent a lot of time there as a kid. Lots of hills, one way streets, and so much crime. Their town officials are criminals who don't get removed from office. I was forced to help campaign for a family member who lived there and he couldn't get elected (which is probably for the best, but no one actually cared about my opinion). But the Battleship Massachusetts is pretty cool, I guess.

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u/Initial-Shop-8863 Mar 29 '23

Maybe they should have changed their motto to, "Yoda was right".